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OMG SWORD HAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING, AS SOON AS I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, THERE WAS MORESHIT HAHA!


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OMG SWORD HAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING, AS SOON AS I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, THERE WAS MORESHIT HAHA!


yes the enourmasly huge font is very necessary

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We all have a lot of shit in common

Taoism -if you understand ****, it isn't ****

Confucianism - confucious say: **** happens

buddhism - **** will happen to you again

Zen - what is the sound of **** happening?

ISLAM - if **** happens it is the will of allah

catholicism - if **** happens you deserve it

judaism : why does **** always happen to us?

satanism - sneppah tihs

atheism :I don't believe this ****

capitalism - this is MY ****

communism - let's share the ****

Feminism - men are ****

psychology analysis - tell me about your ****"

shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is question

Dog - i just **** in your shoe

Cat - dogs are ****

mouse - oh ****! a cat!

HIP-HOP - mother**** this shiznit , beeatch

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OMG HAHAHHA


ROFLMAO; thats fucking awesome. Sword FTW!

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lol Thanks

Cant take credit for those I'm just too bored in a classroom right now just surfing jokes and listening to a guy talk about workplace safety.

This one's a classic I'm sure some of you heard it somewhere before



Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea got to Miami, he was shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea said, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."


The other flea replied, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar.
Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy.
It's the best way to travel south for the winter that I can think of."

The first flea thanked the second flea and said he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by.....

When the second flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.

The first flea says, "Didn't you travel the way I told you to last year?"

"Yes," says the second flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was back in somebody's mustache riding on his Harley."

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LMFAO!^^^^^^

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

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10/5 sword & lucky :D

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rofls all around

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No offense to aznzzz ;)~

http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=683174

http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=683904

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that
said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of his patients and you won't be the last; and you're single.
Just let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering ...

"Dave, you're a veterinarian..."
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lol this one's a little bit more sick... sorry in advance


A man wakes up one morning, and when he looks in the mirror,
he sees a strange growth on his forehead that looks like a tiny penis.

Panicked, the man runs to the doctor and sure enough, the doctor confirms his
worst fears. There is, in fact, a penis growing out of his forehead.

However, the doctor tells the man not to be concerned, that when the penis reaches full
size, he should be able to remove it with no problem.

"Oh my God no," wails the man. "I couldn't stand
looking at this thing until it stops growing."

"Don't worry," says the doctor. "You won't see it.
The balls will cover your eyes."

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HOLY SHIT SWORD AGAIN!!!

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OMG SWORD HAHAHAHA I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING, AS SOON AS I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, THERE WAS MORESHIT HAHA!


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Location: An igloo, clubbing cute innocent baby seals
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that was freakin funny sword....best yet.

btw cute sig orange


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