No offense to aznzzz

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that
said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep
with one of his patients and you won't be the last; and you're single.
Just let it go."
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality, whispering ...
"Dave, you're a veterinarian..."
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lol this one's a little bit more sick... sorry in advance
A man wakes up one morning, and when he looks in the mirror,
he sees a strange growth on his forehead that looks like a tiny penis.
Panicked, the man runs to the doctor and sure enough, the doctor confirms his
worst fears. There is, in fact, a penis growing out of his forehead.
However, the doctor tells the man not to be concerned, that when the penis reaches full
size, he should be able to remove it with no problem.
"Oh my God no," wails the man. "I couldn't stand
looking at this thing until it stops growing."
"Don't worry," says the doctor. "You won't see it.
The balls will cover your eyes."