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These jobs are new and will start THIS summer.
They will also be my first summerjobs..
Have always been too lazy to step up and work.
I will donate an amount of money when I got them :lol:

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I like working with computers and I get payed to do it too so that's just a plus

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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Getting a job is so tough. My friend and I went around the shops near Heavenly but they were like "we can give you an app., but we aren't hiring at the moment."

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And $10 an hour is a lot if it's your first job.

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^I get $50/h on one and $10/h on the other one :o

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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so today we had like elective day or something, anyway, i talked to a net admin (some of you guys know him as Mr. Jones lol) and he told me that if you get microsoft certified you can get 100$/hour easily, my friend said his cousin got the certification after college and right after that he's been getting a +20,000$ on his paycheck, so damnnn, 2 of the electives i'm gonna take next year is A+ and Net Admin, really looking forward to Jr. year, oh and football, i'm gonna aim for first string running back and have the coach think i'm amazing so he can put in a good word to the college i want to go to :D

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the coach think i'm amazing so he can put in a good word to the college i want to go to :D

See how far blowjobs can take you!









rofl, no I'm j/k

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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It's gonna be hard getting a job during a recession

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try doing really well in school first, then let the coach put in a word for you. be surprised how loud your GPA speaks

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well yeah, school comes first, if you suck at it and have bad grades you get timed out untill you pull your grades up anyway

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i have mr.jones

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Niko doesn't want a cookie he wants a NEWB cake. Isn't that right little guy :D

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You know what? I never broke 6,000 something out of 7,000 something. How's that for a rank?!?!??! :lol: :twisted: :lol:

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cursed sasuke wrote:
so today we had like elective day or something, anyway, i talked to a net admin (some of you guys know him as Mr. Jones lol) and he told me that if you get microsoft certified you can get 100$/hour easily, my friend said his cousin got the certification after college and right after that he's been getting a +20,000$ on his paycheck, so damnnn, 2 of the electives i'm gonna take next year is A+ and Net Admin, really looking forward to Jr. year, oh and football, i'm gonna aim for first string running back and have the coach think i'm amazing so he can put in a good word to the college i want to go to :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good luck with Jones. Won't spoil it for you....

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lol? i wanna hear what you have to say, spoil it, trash it, kick it when it's down, just say it, and w/e your gonna say, it can't be worse having my english teacher so yeahhhh

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that's efed up man.... i get the most kills on my team in mostly all the games or 2nd most and my rank gets worse... >.< it went from 9400 to 9598..... by me just pwning.... and when i don't play it gets better... wth???

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lol you guys are so random XD

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