Splak.net

so i went to fairfax corner to watch friday 13th with my friends, but they wouldnt let us watch it cause adult needed to watch it, so we went and saw mall cop

one of the worst movies i've seen. all i did the whole time was sleep and throw shit at the people at the bottom hahahhaha

_________________
.:Splak|Element

You're the type of person that I hate when I go to movies.

Also, you're the type of person I hoard change for. Then I take it in a fistful and throw it up top in a shower of hot-metal death. When finally it reaches you and proceeds to bash your skull(s) [and I say skulls because there are usually more than one of you doing it], and melts through your foreheads, I yell, "Oh, I'm sorry! I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SUBTLE!" I shout this for all the times you fuckers giggle in the back rows as no one else in the theater stands up to acknowledge that they know it is you, and so you obviously think you're being subtle.

Now, you may ask, how do I know that you think you're being subtle? After all, you're not a total idiot, right? Wrong. I know you're thinking that you're subtle because you are a total idiot. The same total idiot who thinks it's funny to throw change and bottles and cans and small kittens and little old grammas down into the front rows.


This totally unnecessary rant brought to you by,

~AWOL Soldier,

AKA Destroyer of Worlds, AKA Ender of Lives, AKA Demolisher of Theater punks

_________________
.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

You should do like a rant of the week.

That.was.awesome!

_________________
.:Splak|VMAN

yeah dude.... only did that because to my left, 2 friends i came with, were hookin up and later that night the guy asked girl out (so i dont bother them), and to my right are 2 other friends doing..... things to each other a boy + girl) And i'm int he middle of all this.

Those are ppl i hate going to movies with

_________________
.:Splak|Element

The worst is when you sit between two people who wont stop talking to each other. That is my least favorite one.

Relax. It's not like I'm actually angry at you or anything. I was just deciding to have a little fun online by doing a "rant of the week" on something you reminded me of.

_________________
.:Splak|AWOL Soldier
Red tank! Rubber Sled! What the box am I doing? I am a Walrus, thru && thru, gimme my bukket oar I'll eat u.

Just saw Bedtime Stories, funny film, should watch it.

_________________
.:Splak|Stormzz
.:Splak|Fusionzz
[Splak Server Administrator]
[Recruitment Moderator and Co-Recruiter]


Got any questions? PM me and i'll try and help.

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill

lol i really wasn't sure or not, bu eh decided to post it incase

_________________
.:Splak|Element

I saw John Tucker must Die, and Walk to remember at my friends house.

John Tucker was funny, but ok.

Walk to remember was sad, but sappy sad.

OYA I saw Enchanted today

I really liked it hehe

_________________



"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

Taken , best movie of 2009 so far

You know what's a good movie? Count of Monte Cristo. Somewhere around 9/10 to 10/10

"I'm a priest, not a saint. "

_________________
.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)

I told u it was good Grams!

and Corn omg i love that movie! The original book is really good too.

_________________

Monte Cristo 10/10

Taken.. Loved it.. gets a 10 from me too

_________________

Bucket List, came out in 08. Very good film, it's a comedy, drama type of film with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

9/10

_________________
.:Splak|Stormzz
.:Splak|Fusionzz
[Splak Server Administrator]
[Recruitment Moderator and Co-Recruiter]


Got any questions? PM me and i'll try and help.

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill

Johnny Got his Gun

Good movie

_________________
.:Splak|Cornholio / Administrator



"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)