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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:44 pm 
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i got pulled into the office today, and i was told by sum police officer that sum dude named *John brought a gun into school on monday. he wanted to know what i knew about it, i didnt know wtf he was talking about, so i wrote on my statement or w/e that i didnt know wtf they were talking, or about who *John was or anything. so later at the end of the day, i find out from *jake in my world history class, who was also writing a statement, told me that *John tried to cover up the reason he brought a 9mm by saying that me and *jake went to his house over the weekend. aparently we brought an AK47, and said if he went to school on monday we would be bringing the AK47 and shoot him in the head. what a fuckin noob right?


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lawl what a fuggin pussy. personally i would be very pissed, i hate when people lie AND blame shit on me. it's happened too many times in my life and i fucking hate it.

sucks man, but man, what a pussy lol

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Wow...what an asshole for blaming you and putting you through so much trouble with the cops...

Sorry this happened and hope everything works out for the best.

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Wow that was painful to read, you should consider reading your things before you post them.

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Periods would be appreciated. The police has to be fucking retarded to believe that story. Wouldn't it have been easier to just shoot him when you and the other guy went to his house? and also, an ak47? really? Might as well have told the police that you had weapons of mass destruction and he was trying to save the world.

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lols i know, but because he made a statement the gay FCPS system makes them hear his side
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i had trouble reading it, so i kinda don't understand it lol

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yeah fairfax kinda gay, we all know. i got suspended for using someone's lunch number when the guy let me. funny thing was i wasn't the one who got caught using it.

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I was accused of being in a gang when i was in 6th grade because of a handshake me and my friends did lol. Fucking tools.

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you should totally shoot him in the head with an ak-47. Then we will see how got who!
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Wow I would go to his house and beat him up, I swear. That's totally lame and retarded. He must be a no lifing douchebag. Sorry that happened to you.

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corholio they banned all bandanas and solid red and blue shirts because they were gang related. They also thought about banning new era hats too.........

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lol I wear a new era hat all the time cuz Im so gangsta

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wow thayt must suck >_> i remember walking with my friends and these cops thought we were a gang and started asking us questions ... im guessing that dude had nothing better to do so he wanted attention..

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cops are REALLY intimidating at 3 AM

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