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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:15 pm 
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Me, my classmates and some of my teammates (Basket (I don't give a shit if you think it sucks)) were taking the bus to see a game between the two biggest Swedish soccerteams. And after a couple of minutes in the bus the cops drives with the sirens on next to the bus and forces the busdriver to stop the bus. 3 or 4 officers steps into the bus and asks the busdriver if they've seen some people and show her some pics. The driver points me and my friends out and the officers takes us out of the bus to the policecars. So they start showing us the pics, descriptions and then they start to question us about where we were at that time and stuff. We said that were at school and they called our teachers that confirmed that. They let us go about 10-15 minutes later and we asked them why they pulled us out of the bus and it seemed that it had been a robbery and the robbers were about 12-17 years old (and looked like me and my fellas) with 9mm. pistols and halfautomatic-guns. They got around 3.500.000 SEK which is about $500.000.
The officers later appologiced and so did the busdriver (the bus wasn't allowed to leave without clearance from the cops)

We got police escort to the stadium as appoligy (So effing crowded when it's a game).

That's what I call a messed up day!

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:32 pm 
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lol Now the post Bass told, everyone has got a story :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:34 pm 
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No this actually happend about 2 or 3 hours ago. :?

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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Hey, what's wrong with that? Free police escort? I'd be in a chill mood.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:31 pm 
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Sucks about all the stuff before the escort, but atleast they were nice enough to do that for you. I mean, they could have been real assholes and just said "screw you, have a nice day."

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Some cops are chill like that

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:25 pm 
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good story, should tell it at parties...

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what teams did you go watch?

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It was (this is gonna sound weird for you) A.I.K. vs Djurgården :lol:

One funny thing was that Djurgården brought 200 hooligans from Westham, UK and A.I.K. brought 200 hooligans from Leeds, UK or some other place.

The games are always good and stuff but you gotta watch out after the game and run to the busstop as fast as you can. Cause or else the other teams hooligans or the cops will get ya (If they think you're a hooligan) :)

Turned out 1-1 tho.. Better than 2-1 to Djurgården! :D
Screw Djurgården... -.-

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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Glad you had fun :)

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I'm glad to see a fellow futbol fan :lol: I just wish it was more respected in the U.S.....They call it the "pussy sport that no one likes" except most of the fucking world you stupid narrow minded steriod pumped football players....... :evil: The average MLS player runs 9 mil per game and the average NFL player runs 1.6mil per game. Who's the pussy weaklings? You can answer that for yourself 8) Sorry for ranting in your post and sorry about what happend that really sucks, luckily nothing remotely that bad has happened to me.

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unfortunately, you can't really FLOP in the NFL so If you get hit, you actually get hit.

i prefer rugby myself, but the US team is just an embarrassment in that department as well.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:26 am 
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Run 9 miles?
or
Get hit by a guy who has the force of a truck behind him...Over and over...?

You tell me? Who's tougher?

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Get hit by a guy who has the force of a truck behind him over and over again while wearing pads?

Or while not wearing pads?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:38 pm 
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Get hit by a guy who has the force of a truck behind him over and over again while wearing pads?

Or receiving a few blows without pads?


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