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 Post subject: Wanker getting suspended
PostPosted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:36 am 
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Welllll. Pretty gay story, his girlfriend snitched on me.


I was walking to P.E. and I see this kid that I know, we're not friends but we know each other. So he goes to say "Hey Drew(thats my name) want some Dr. Pepper?" And of course Dr. Pepper being my FAVORITE drink I go ALL the way over there, and yes it was pretty far. And he has the nerve to be a little p ussy and say "Nevermind, Haha - Faggot."



We'll. I did some like "Playful push" all of you know what it is, just playing around and had no intention to hurt the other person. But in this case, he hit his head on the stone wall right next to him and started gushing out blood. He was completely fine and just got some napkins, but my next period the big fat ass security guard decides to come in and yank my out of my class with his girl friend saying"YEA! Thats the guy."


Suspended for 5 days. And he says it was an accident. They think im a bulley and im on this anger management program for 8 weeks.
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ANGER MANAGEMENT? lmao that's funny, did he tell her it was an accident? are they setting stuff straight? is this why you're out of school early?

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give her a bitch slap in the face

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that sucks.. But anger management isnt that bad...... I took it, was actually pretty fun.
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actually.... if your parent believe you it's basically a 5 day vacation for the suspention. and as for the anger management classes, might not be too bad

and i still go with bitch slapping the girl

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Use the pimp hand on the STD filled skank :evil:

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actually.... if your parent believe you it's basically a 5 day vacation for the suspention. and as for the anger management classes, might not be too bad

and i still go with bitch slapping the girl
too bad when you get back you gotta make up alot of work

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That just made my day.

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Aw man... What a doucher. lol i do have to say, i like how you told the story. A light "playful push" and he hit a wall and started gushing blood. :D :lol:

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cursed sasuke wrote:
Element wrote:
actually.... if your parent believe you it's basically a 5 day vacation for the suspention. and as for the anger management classes, might not be too bad

and i still go with bitch slapping the girl
too bad when you get back you gotta make up alot of work

i think my teachers excuse me from it lol

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Haha yea well today was my first day back. This anger management crap is actually funny, just listening to funny storys.

For the girl, I saw her in the halls and I she just stared at me like i'm some convicted felon... My parents were completely fine with it because the kid's parents called and said everything was fine. I just drove around and slept into 2 everyday
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Haha yea well today was my first day back. This anger management crap is actually funny, just listening to funny storys.

For the girl, I saw her in the halls and I she just stared at me like i'm some convicted felon... My parents were completely fine with it because the kid's parents called and said everything was fine. I just drove around and slept into 2 everyday
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Haha yea well today was my first day back. This anger management crap is actually funny, just listening to funny storys.

For the girl, I saw her in the halls and I she just stared at me like i'm some convicted felon... My parents were completely fine with it because the kid's parents called and said everything was fine. I just drove around and slept into 2 everyday
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That girl sounds like a bitch. Glad everything isn't going so bad

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