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Element
 Post subject: ROFL PERV
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:23 am 
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Orange and I were playing Inklink and this guy started asking me ASL, so i decided jsut to fuck with him, i said i'm an 18 year old female who lives in california, and heres MSN chat thing lololol

i'm terra

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Nihad says:
hbu?

terra says:
yeah same stuff

Nihad says:
fun

terra says:
yeah lol

terra says:
i'm really bored, i wish i had somethin do like watch movie

terra says:
or something

terra says:
ol

terra says:
ya know?

Nihad says:
yeah same

Nihad says:
im pretty bored too

terra says:
ok, lets cut to the chase i want to see your cock on webcam

Nihad says:
haah what do i get in return? i wanan see a little something too

terra says:
alas, i have no webcam [:)]

Nihad says:
yeahh that suckss haha

terra says:
so what now

Nihad says:
hmm idk

Nihad says:
guess you'll have to get your hands on a webcam

terra says:
or you can get your hands in your pants [:)]

Nihad says:
yeah i can

Nihad says:
haha

terra says:
what if i say sexy stuff

Nihad says:
im not really shaved down there at the moment so not really wanting to show haha

terra says:
i kinda like that in a man [;)]

Nihad says:
hahaah

terra says:
i'm not either if you want to know

Nihad says:
i dont' really like that

Nihad says:
lol

terra says:
well it ws just to comfort you lol

terra says:
i just want to see your penis

Nihad says:
haha maybe another day

terra says:
awwhh cmon

Nihad says:
i gotta find my webcam and stuff anyways

terra says:
pretty please

terra says:
any how pics?

terra says:
hot*

Nihad says:
naah never taken any

terra says:
never?

terra says:
that sucks

terra says:
i think i have a picture somewhere in my computer....

Nihad says:
yup

terra says:
[;)]

Nihad says:
find it haha

Nihad says:
how do i even know your that girl?

terra says:
how do i even know if you're an 18 year old guy?

terra says:
19*

Nihad says:
lol well i let you see my facebook

Nihad says:
and im in a college network

terra says:
ok

Nihad says:
you can just join those without an email

terra says:
i don't really have a facebook, i just wanted to see in your pants btw

terra says:
but i can try and make one

terra says:
and send you sexy picture [;)]

Nihad says:
haha i dont' add random peopel on facebook

terra says:
ok

terra says:
ok
terra says:
i can tell you how i do a certain thing... if you want so i can see your penis

Nihad says:
yup

terra says:
ok

Nihad says:
i'd rather see you and get turned on

terra says:
i only do "it" at night, cause i'm afraid my parents iwll walk in (i live with my parents still)

terra says:
ok?

Nihad says:
ok

terra says:
and i pull the covers over me

terra says:
then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers so it's easier

terra says:
ok?
Nihad says:
this isn't gonna work lol

terra says:
why not?

Nihad says:
cause i gotta be able to see it

Nihad says:
lol

terra says:
can i finish my story?

terra says:
of how i do it?

Nihad says:
ok

Nihad says:
go ahead

terra says:
(masterbate)

terra says:
ok

Nihad says:
ok

terra says:
then i stick finger in there....

terra says:
and start moving it around...

terra says:
and eventually i get 2 fingers in there

terra says:
then.. i put vaseline all over my other hand

terra says:
ok?

terra says:
and i start rubbing

terra says:
my penis

terra says:
you there?

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Lol Job well done Element.

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Damn Element, you're hilarious. Are you a part-time she-male??? Pretty weird idea but I'm still :lol:
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