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| Author: | PePTo [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | DUI Texas Style |
Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar, so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Tejano. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." |
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| Author: | Display [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:34 pm ] |
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ROFL |
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| Author: | Awesome X [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:24 pm ] |
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Drunks 1 Cops 0 Round 2, fight! |
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| Author: | Element [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:06 pm ] |
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lol does that mean that he was just doing that for nothing just so over drunks could drive by..... |
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| Author: | Crazy Monkey7 [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:25 pm ] |
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Duh? |
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| Author: | Element [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:53 pm ] |
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ThatGuyWhoDoesStuff wrote: Element wrote: lol does that mean that he was just doing that for nothing just so over drunks could drive by..... Nothing gets past you. |
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| Author: | ThatGuyWhoDoesStuff [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:59 pm ] |
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Element wrote: lol does that mean that he was just doing that for nothing just so over drunks could drive by.....
Nothing gets past you. |
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| Author: | Infamous [ Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:02 pm ] |
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lawl. that is awesome |
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| Author: | Mr.orange [ Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:03 am ] |
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would one get in trouble for doing that? |
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| Author: | bob [ Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:58 am ] |
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i heard that happened in MS. i heard it years ago. |
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| Author: | Awesome X [ Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:12 am ] |
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Its not like he did anything wrong. Unless they instated a no light flickering and horn honking law in TX, which im pretty sure they didnt. |
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| Author: | illestassassin11 [ Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:04 am ] |
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Display wrote: ROFL
lol. haha |
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