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Answer these questions without using a calculator or looking it up on the internet. Don't look at someone else's post to see what they put until you answered the questions. Just don't cheat. Answer the question the best you can. You will fail.


1.)Do they have a 4th of July in Iraq? why?
Yes.
EDIT: Every freakin country has a month of July that has the number 4.
2.)How many birthdays does the average man have? why?
1 because it comes only once a year.


3.)Some months have 31 days;how many have 28? why?
All of them because each month has the number 28 in it.


4.)Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister? why?
Yes. Is there any law that prevents that from happening??? I dont think so...


5.)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25
EDIT: NVM, its not 30. its 30 over 1 times 2 over one because its the reciprocal. so it's 60 over 1 plus 10 is 70 over 1 which is 70!!!
CORRECT ANSWER: 70

6.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? why?
2 because you took them.


7.)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? why?
1 hour. You take one, wait 30 mins, take 2nd wait 30 mins, then take 3rd one and you're done. THAT'S ALL EQUAL TO 60 MINS= 1 HOUR!


8.)A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left stanging? why?
9 because it says "ALL BUT 9"


9.)How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? why?
None. Wasn't it Noah who took it?!??!


10.)A clerk in a butcher show is 5' 10" tall. What does she weigh? why?
At first, I thought it said how much does he weigh but now I realize it's different. He's in the butcher shop so he weighs meat.


11.)How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A dozen.... because it says how many in a dozen.


My substitute teacher gave us these questions. I got most of them right. Btw cursed and crucial I forbid you to take this quiz.

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That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"

Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"

Answer these questions without using a calculator or looking it up on the internet. Don't look at someone else's post to see what they put until you answered the questions. Just don't cheat. Answer the question the best you can. You will fail.


1.)Do they have a 4th of July in Iraq? why?
dunno

2.)How many birthdays does the average man have? why?
dunno


3.)Some months have 31 days;how many have 28? why?
All of them.


4.)Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister? why?
no, a widow has a dead husband


5.)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70


6.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? why?
2


7.)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? why?
2 hours.


8.)A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left stanging? why?
9.


9.)How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? why?
2


10.)A clerk in a butcher show is 5' 10" tall. What does she weigh? why?
dunno


11.)How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12?


My substitute teacher gave us these questions. I got most of them right. Btw cursed and crucial I forbid you to take this quiz.

1.)Do they have a 4th of July in Iraq? why?


2.)How many birthdays does the average man have? why?
1


3.)Some months have 31 days;how many have 28? why?



4.)Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister? why?
No, cause the man is dead...


5.)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25


6.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? why?
1


7.)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? why?
30min


8.)A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left stanging? why?



9.)How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? why?



10.)A clerk in a butcher show is 5' 10" tall. What does she weigh? why?



11.)How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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1.)Do they have a 4th of July in Iraq? why?
well, don't they have a different calender? but anyways it would be yes because july would have like 31 days

2.)How many birthdays does the average man have? why?
1 because an average man can only be born once


3.)Some months have 31 days;how many have 28? why?
all of them because every month has at least 28 days


4.)Can a California man be legally married to his widow's sister? why?
no, widows have dead husbands


5.)Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70


6.)If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? why?
3 if you have all three apples, 2 if they're not yours


7.)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last? why?
60


8.)A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left stanging? why?
9


9.)How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? why?
noah


10.)A clerk in a butcher show is 5' 10" tall. What does she weigh? why?
meat


11.)How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

this is gonna be awkward if he ever gets in splak.

this is gonna be awkward if he ever gets in splak.

Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"