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Author:  Panda :] [ Sun May 10, 2009 11:15 pm ]
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Okay, this topic is just for any hella funny stories you all might have. Just post your memmories here. Also, sorry if there is already a topic like this i just laughed my ass off the other day at my friend and thought we could all share these.


Heres mine.
Me and a couple of my buddies were chillen at my friend Saverios tokin it up. My friends Saverio isnt a big smoker at all. Hes always done it but its like hes the one who always does the least. This time we were all partying so we packed him a fatty bowl. Made him finish the whole thing. some dank too. Bout a half-hour later he starts trippin. He said it was the " heart attack feeling. " So this motherfucker, while were all still smokin and drinkin picks up the phone and dials 9 1, and then i stopped his ass and said wtf are you doin. He started freakin out and was yelling
"im havin a heart attack. " and all of us just busted out laughing. fuckin funnest night ive had in a while.
Author:  {rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi [ Sun May 10, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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MJ, another friend and I were walking down to my house, when MJ started talking to this guy across the street from us and saying "HEY GUY THESE TWO GIRLS ARE SINGLE!" after a second the guy was like "Sorry girls, your cute but i'm gay"...


It was so funny...cause we werent expecting it lol.
Author:  Panda :] [ Sun May 10, 2009 11:41 pm ]
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hahah, thats good.
Author:  <3Sexi_Lexi<3 [ Mon May 11, 2009 1:34 am ]
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One day this girl named lexi was doing stagecrew for a play and waiting upstairs in the costume room until a scene change. Her classmate thought itd be funny to play a prank on her and hide in a coat cubby under a sweater. Little did lexi notice a shelf was right above him so as she bent down to reveal him under the sweater she hits her forehead on the shelf, stumbles backwards a few steps from the hard hit and then slides on a clothes hanger on the floor completely falling on her back (feet totally in the air). Result a concussion and her classmate had to drive her from the play talking incredible slow.
Author:  [Y.A.]RoMoDaNn [ Mon May 11, 2009 2:45 am ]
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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
MJ, another friend and I were walking down to my house, when MJ started talking to this guy across the street from us and saying "HEY GUY THESE TWO GIRLS ARE SINGLE!" after a second the guy was like "Sorry girls, your cute but i'm gay"...


It was so funny...cause we werent expecting it lol.

LOL!!!!! naiiisssss... betcha he was straight and he was just trying to have sum fun..... xD well, that was kinda not funny panda... if he really was having a heart attack..
Author:  >:O FACE [ Mon May 11, 2009 8:08 am ]
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[Y.A.]RoMoDaNn wrote:
{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
MJ, another friend and I were walking down to my house, when MJ started talking to this guy across the street from us and saying "HEY GUY THESE TWO GIRLS ARE SINGLE!" after a second the guy was like "Sorry girls, your cute but i'm gay"...


It was so funny...cause we werent expecting it lol.

that was kinda not funny panda... if he really was having a heart attack..
LOL.
Author:  Panda :] [ Mon May 11, 2009 8:19 am ]
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he wasnt ahha. he thought he was.
Author:  Zombie [ Mon May 11, 2009 10:27 am ]
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This Saturday-evening actually me and 5 of my friends decided that we'd do something new. So we started to take off our clothes until we only were in our underwears and then but on some shoes and ran around the city for about 20-40 minutes. Then we took our scooters and chased cars.
The funny part was when people started to chase us, honk their horns, cheer for us and when some girls fainted. That frickin' made my week.
Author:  Awesome X [ Mon May 11, 2009 1:19 pm ]
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I was a moose once
Author:  {rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi [ Mon May 11, 2009 2:06 pm ]
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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:
One day this girl named lexi was doing stagecrew for a play and waiting upstairs in the costume room until a scene change. Her classmate thought itd be funny to play a prank on her and hide in a coat cubby under a sweater. Little did lexi notice a shelf was right above him so as she bent down to reveal him under the sweater she hits her forehead on the shelf, stumbles backwards a few steps from the hard hit and then slides on a clothes hanger on the floor completely falling on her back (feet totally in the air). Result a concussion and her classmate had to drive her from the play talking incredible slow.



Damn....That fucking sucks. I would have been so scared if i saw you fall and hurt yourself. And feel like a douch bag if i was the person hiding lol
Author:  chunky3 [ Mon May 11, 2009 2:10 pm ]
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Suspicious Smokin' Zombie wrote:
This Saturday-evening actually me and 5 of my friends decided that we'd do something new. So we started to take off our clothes and had gay butt sex. Then we took our scooters and chased cars.
The funny part was when people started to chase us, honk their horns, cheer for us and when some girls fainted. That frickin' made my week.
Author:  Wraith [ Mon May 11, 2009 2:16 pm ]
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chunky3 wrote:
Suspicious Smokin' Zombie wrote:
This Saturday-evening actually me and 5 of my friends decided that we'd do something new. So we started to take off our clothes and had gay butt sex. Then we took our scooters and chased cars.
The funny part was when people started to chase us, honk their horns, cheer for us and when some girls fainted. That frickin' made my week.


Lol that's what I was thinking too. Zombie = (_) )==D ~o ~0 O-:
Author:  Panda :] [ Mon May 11, 2009 4:01 pm ]
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Wraith wrote:
chunky3 wrote:
Suspicious Smokin' Zombie wrote:
This Saturday-evening actually me and 5 of my friends decided that we'd do something new. So we started to take off our clothes and had gay butt sex. Then we took our scooters and chased cars.
The funny part was when people started to chase us, honk their horns, cheer for us and when some girls fainted. That frickin' made my week.


Lol that's what I was thinking too. Zombie = (_) )==D ~o ~0 O-:


Honestly, i looked and that and was like i bet someone below this already wrote about it. ahah
Author:  P@pi ChUl0 [ Mon May 11, 2009 4:45 pm ]
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Ok so I was at St. Louis for my cousin's graduation from the Army (EDIT: training). So we decided to switch rooms for more space since it was my mom, aunt, uncle, cousin, and I all in one room. I come out of the room, which was all the way on the end of the side. I see my mom stop about halfway holding 2 pillows and looking at the room in front of her. She's yelling, "Sara open the door." I'm watching her and trying to signal her with my hands. She's repeating "Sara, open the door." I start walking towards her and in the meantime she starts pushing down on the door like she's a police officer. (You know when they are about to bust someone at their house they slam the door with their arms? Yah, that way she's doing it.) So by the time I'm next to her, she looks at me in a weird way. The next second, a black guy opens the door that she slammed on and she's apologizing and looking embarrassed. I start cracking up after he closes the door. I then replay the whole scene to my aunt and she also cracks up. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Good times, GOOD TIMES.
Author:  Bassinator [ Mon May 11, 2009 5:05 pm ]
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I was studying for an AP test in the library and i looked to my left and these 2 hobos (one male, one female) were making out passionately on the table next to me. The librarian saw and came over, but they wouldn't stop. After the librarian asked a third time, she went to hit the man on top with her purse and the man grabbed it, his "partner", and left the library.

I was like WTF?
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