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darky
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:42 pm 
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I've been married to her for 28 years and have never ever thought about it before. But I'm pretty sure she's cheating.

We play Uno for about an hour every night before she goes to work. I never win. I have got to believe that the only way this is possible is she must be cheating.So Splak, I ask you. Should I cheat? Or should I just continue to allow her to own me?
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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Not even slightly clever.

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i fucking hate you lol

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ahahahah i got a good laugh.

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im no superman
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If it does not involve a FPS I am pro cheating. Tests/people/uno/whatever floats your boat/tickles your pickle/ any and all.
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Who is this guy?

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he is a real stitch this guy.

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ahahahah i got a good laugh.

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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:
tit

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She is officially a member of the Itty bitty titty committee.

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Ah, I thought you were gonna talk about sexy time with another woman and or man (what ever tickles your fancy) instead of your wife.

I say you should ditch the plastic cards and play Mortal Combat for the Super Nintendo system. Either that or Mario Kart.

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I laughed too xD

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this is stupid.

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this is stupid.


Give that man a Kewpie doll!

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