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I'm writing a short story or something over the next few months. It's basically a comic retelling of america's history, and I want to know some of your favorite moments/people. To give you an idea what it is this is the title of the first chapter as of now.

The Mayflower Comes: America's Conception; The Christopher " Jesus" Jones story

Might give him another nickname, not sure. Other surely used characters are Lincoln, robot clone Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, His grizzly bear sidekick/General of The U.S. Army Rolland"Jack" Daniels, and Andrew Jackson.

Go crazy

I got a really good essay you might wanna use.. it's a bout american history as well. You will lol when you read it man..

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL

wonderbread wrote:

Randy wrote:

If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:

"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

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"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

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I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces

I dunno, It would need to include an amount I can only describes as "oozing with" of Boobs, metal, lasers and violence. And bears.

lol it's better than that man... i'm looking for it now..

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Quote:

Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL

wonderbread wrote:

Randy wrote:

If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:

"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:

"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

Quote:

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces

and last but not least, about a influential person in U.S. history:

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.:Skeet|RoMoDaNn AKA .:Skeet|Gotwrong

Quote:

Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL

wonderbread wrote:

Randy wrote:

If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:

"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:

"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

Quote:

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces

My favorite part of American history is American imperialism on its expansion from the East coast to the West in the 1800's. The Native American savages thought they would prevail by eating our hearts and drinking our blood; but then came Samuel Colt in 1836, and Oliver Winchester in 1855. They worked to save the world by seeing that the United States of America would prevail over these brute savages. This was know as Manifest Destiny. From sea to shining sea. God bless the USA.

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Read up on Baddass of the week:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html

There are quite a few crazy stories of frontiersmen, right up your alley... like this one:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/glass.html

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Hehe, thought of this during poli sci this morning. JJ( what I'm calling chris jones) would naturally be the captain of the May-DE-Flowerer. Partly why he is escaping to the new world.

BITE THE CURB

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Ansligers War on Marihuana

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ColeLT1 - Wyatt talked like that before it was cool

He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

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George Washington will ride a T rex, dont worry. saw a picture like that on cracked.com I'm also a big Neely fan.

Washington's Christmas surprise attack.

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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Expect it to look a lot like this. More half naked women though, probably a lot of michael bay like explosions. Maybe even an explosion shooting gun.

Also working on my screen play, Isaac Fitzgerald Presents: Michael Bay Presents: Power Rangers, the movie

new idea, what If G dubbs( George Washington) was actually a beast wars style Transformer thing and was a trex/human?

Favorite moment from American history would be the Watergate scandal even though that's more further ahead in the timeline.

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