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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:07 am 
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i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

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Type my name and got:

"Congratulations, Auror. Now, your assignment as a mysterygoogle secret agent is to copy and paste this, until you see this again. Once you see it again, you will be promoted further, to the Minister of Magic himself. Make us proud"

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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:
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She is officially a member of the Itty bitty titty committee.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:33 am 
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Both times i put in banana.

1st time:

new moon twilight.

I closed the tab straight away.

2nd:

MISSION: TEXT ME 814 771 3146

wut

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have you ever noticed that when you have to pee really bad, but hold it, it feels like an orgasm?? ive gotten to the point where i can give myself one by having to pee really bad and touching my boob. its amazing.

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typed wtf is this?! and got
We could potentially use MG to freak out our friends with random \

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

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If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:
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I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces


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Display got the best answer.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:26 pm 
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I typed in my name and got: ask me about my weiner

EDIT: then typed ask me about my weiner and got :Vagina..

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

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wonderbread wrote:
Randy wrote:
If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:
"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

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"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

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I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces


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My name got me this:

Your search - Congratulations, Secret Agent Fluffy. Now, your assignment as a mysterygoogle secret agent is to copy and paste this, until you see this again. Once you see it again, you will be promoted further, to Secret Agent Perry The Platypus. Make us proud - did not match any documents.

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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and right after that i got this

mission:call 661 726 5152 sing hakuna matata and say where you live

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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cornholio wrote:
My name got me this:

Your search - Congratulations, Secret Agent Fluffy. Now, your assignment as a mysterygoogle secret agent is to copy and paste this, until you see this again. Once you see it again, you will be promoted further, to Secret Agent Perry The Platypus. Make us proud - did not match any documents.


duuudeee!! i had that one too!!

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Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL
wonderbread wrote:
Randy wrote:
If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:
"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:
"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

Quote:
I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces


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I keep typeing porn but i get things about Chocolate chip muffins and Power rangers.

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