AWOL Soldier wrote:
Try taking the headmaster's car apart to fit it through the auditorium doors, rebuilding it inside, taking it for a spin up and down the halls, and leaving it right in the middle of the auditorium.
Next day, watch the headmaster fume as he tries to understand why he can't fit his car back through the doors, or how it got in there in the first place. Also watch as a bunch of mechanics tell him like he's an idiot that the car was taken apart and needs to be again in order to get out.
Yeah, that's a good one. I liked that one. A lot.
Well, some of us are NOT mechanics and can't do that
but we can hire someone to do it
but you can try to put caution tape all around the school and print out a notice saying school is cancelled!
EDIT: one found on the interwebz: Borrow three piglets and number them 1, 2, and 4. Then release them during lunch time in your cafeteria. People will spend forever looking for pig number 3 ;o
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Randy wrote:
If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?
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