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Straight up son.

*backstory* Around my house is a long, wide road where the speed limit is 30 mph, although it should be 45 like all other countryish roads. Everyone drives 45, even the cops. Well, excpet when its time for pigs a plenty to meet their monthly quotas. Rather then busting meth heads or the 10's of underage parties and potheads who smoke in alleys off the main road through town, they set up a speed trap.

enter me*

I'm coming home from church, and I have the runs. Like clutch the wheel and clench the cheeks runs. I'm doing 49 in the 30, and the cop follows me to right outside my fucking house. I say I'm sorry officer, but I'm about to be sick. okay he says, as he takes my license and takes 10 minutes to fill out a fucking ticket and say,"I tried to be easy, but I take speeding very seriously. Well Mr. police, go get shot in the line of duty. This is gonna cost me all of my savings. Just so you get 50 more bucks on your paycheck.

sorry, I had to do this.

my dad got pulled over in pennsylvania for doing 80-90 in a 65 highway i think he only pulled us over(out of the three speeding cars) because our liscence plate is "buxrock"(ohio state > penn state (in football))

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i never got pulled over yet :P cause i dotn drive with teh runs

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well its not like i said hey, I wanna shit myself all day today. I had to go to church too, i run the camera

Sorry to hear that man. Although, were it me, I'd have just stepped out the car and **** on his boots. That's just me though.

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yeah, um, trying to stay outta prison, although doing it would be a blast.

you should never wish death upon anyone, getting shot int he line of duty is a serious problem. not funny at all.

the rest of the story pretty funny though.

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i was driving drunk one night from a local bar, got pulled over for running a stop sign. No way in hell was i passing a sobriety test, just wasn't possible. Cop was about to ask me to get out of the car when a 80 something lincoln passed by and in the middle of switching lanes ran over the curb on in the oncoming lane (4 lane rd.).

Cop told me to stay there and took off after the other guy.

I waited till he topped the hill and busted a U-turn in the middle of the street and hauled ass home.

AWESOMEST COP EVAR!!!!!

haven't drank and drove since. this was 5-6 yrs. ago.

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Lol, one of these day the cop willc ome back to beat your ass for not doing what he told you.

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roflmao!!

lol that is so frickin funny. dude you are so lucky. ive never drank alchohol yet and i cant drive.

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I can't drive until im 18 , and i can drink when im 16 but with parents with me? i think, you can fully drink when your 18.. so england sucks

but wow, got lucky Chris

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yeah, i wouldnt be a live if i would have gotten a dui.

dwi where some of you may live.

my father would have killed me. dead.

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You should of started to shit right infront of him.

That would of shown that you had the runs and what you think of his ticket two birds with one stone.

Oh and Im pretty sure you can drive when your 17 Storm.

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That our he'll just tase you... bro.

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fried poo. ick.