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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:06 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:09 am 
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"derogitory name for a gay indian man"

fuck that, i liked gigi's website better

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:13 am 
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of the Four Horsemen.
of the Four Horsemen.
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aumber

a columbian with mad love for emma-though he cannot get her. He gets frequent boners and cannot control his feelings; usually found jacking off in speech n drama
wow did u see aumbers boner today?? he was totally using a dildo.



My ex- did this 4 years ago :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:07 am 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skyler

Yeah invincible in your face

that is why my ingame name is Gho$t once again invincible


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:11 am 
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Lol Godlike but a ghost with a dollar sign is invincible cuz its dead lawl.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:41 am 
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theirs about 4, but go have a look :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:59 am 
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Jamie

1.The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

or

2.Term for fucking your dog.

Dude I just jamied my dog spot last night.

I pick number 1 :shock:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:49 am 
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2. Alex 164 up, 0 down

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex

oh yeah!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:32 am 
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2. kevin 342 up, 144 down

v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"



Yeah.. All about teh sex baby..besides that hardgay thing..O_o

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:45 am 
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OmG H4x !!!111one!!eleventyone!
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Bag of weed costing $5

to sleep with any girl that comes your way, regardless of looks...cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there, and you're drunk enough to do it

Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time



those definitions are bull shit. they dont make any sense.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:39 am 
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1. Someone who can get naked in 2.59 seconds.

Be quick and make like a Diane!


2.
A beautiful woman with incredible breasts who I was lucky enough to marry.

Wow there goes Diane! Look at those breasts!

3.
A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.

Example 1
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.

3rd definition is very strange.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:03 pm 
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mine is also good
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Carlos



The Best Male Stripper In The World

Wow, he is Carlos! he is the best carlos ive ever met! i want carlos for my brithday!

2. Carlos



a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty.


Awesome, Im the best male stripper/ a thing that pleasures women (kickass)

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v. the act of being great. and/or perfect

1.an extreme homie
2.the biggest homie on the block

the hottest kid in school... hell the hottest kid in town!!

Abbreviation for 'I shot a kid'. Originally coined by Carl Winslow in DIE HARD.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:36 pm 
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Usually a name given to the male species. Boys graced with this name are usually good looking, funny and extremely intelligent. Nicknames which are common are Scotty, Scottie or Scottee.

This thing works good!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:05 pm 
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my definition for my name sucks. lol

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