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Zombie
 Post subject: My European Friend 2.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:01 am 
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Happy 18th Birthday Matt (Stormz)!!!

Have a great freakin' day! :D

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:00 am 
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Happy birthday!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:22 am 
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Happy Birthday man. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:25 am 
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Happy bday Storm

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:47 am 
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Happy bday dickhead.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:58 am 
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Happy Birthday.

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:09 pm 
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Happy Birthday :D

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:47 pm 
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Thanksssss :D

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Happy bday dickhead.

shut up my little bitch.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:01 pm 
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Happy bday dickhead.


Can't say any better. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:23 pm 
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La Multi Ani Matt! :D

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:32 pm 
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i dont think its your birthday anymore where you are, but it still is here, happy birthday man
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:50 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:40 pm 
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