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Lol, stuff that any normal person wouldn't do at work. I don't won't to go into much detail. You know that whole incriminating evidence bit... But as far as dumb people, stupid calls, some jacked up traffic accidents(I think Europe has worse ones than in America). I mean two days ago I saw this lady while I was catching up on paperwork run a stop sign perpendicular to a two way road and then bam she saw me. She immediately stopped in the lane she had just turned on. She then proceeded to put the vehicle in reverse and back up all 20 feet to the stop sign she had just ran then stopped at the stop sign, looked both ways and then carried on like nothing had ever happened. I was laughing so hard when I saw this. I was thinking to myself does she honestly think that she is turning back time doing this again? I was laughing so hard at her when she drove by that when she saw me banging my head on the steering wheel and slapping the dash in such a comical stupor she realized how embarrassed she was and then just ignored me. That tickled my fancy so much that I decided not to pull her over. (I believe in the spirit of the law, not the letter.)

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Rofl^^^^

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this biker was going really fast and as he crossed the road some lady going like 50 mph hit him with her car and he litteraly flew and then the lady drove off

happened a week ago here, just saying, now about women driving....

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

I don't drive cause I know I would try and run over idiots like you

J/k <3 ya cursed

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

The first time I did shrooms was probably the most fun I've ever had. There was 5 of us doing it while my friends mom was home and one of them started throwing up and we thought he died but he ended up being fine an hour later.

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."

I trip really bad when I just smoke four bowls...but I guess that's cause I use a mini-pipe and the weed is STRONG AS A FUCKING DONKEY KICKING YOUR ASS.

hahaha

I will never do shrooms

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

i wanna try shrooms at least once, but i heard there's a 1% chance of it making your brain bleed, so fuck that haha

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

Don't do anything unless you have someone you can totally trust who has tried shrooms, without someone responsible
It's like eating edibles, you think you are fine...get hungry and you start to eat more. DO NOT DO THIS

YOU WILL BE IN YOUR BED STARING AT YOU CEILING WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING HERE..

I'm just letting you know before you get yourself kicked in the balls for doing some stupid shit.

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

chunky's best time of his life was 2 days ago, just throwing that out there LOL

and gigi, my friend tells me shrooms are nice and he can hook me up, but that 1% of making your brain bleed really bothers me, so i'm not gonna touch it simply because of that

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

hook a brotha up

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.:Splak|VexeD

hahahahaha

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.:Splak|Element

do tell, if only to see if I've read between the lines right

we all got drunk and he basically made out with this girl who he thinks is ugly with a bad personality and he regrets it and won't stop bothering him LOLLOL

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

yo dude whats your guy charging you for shrooms?

^LOL


This is baaaaaaaaaaaad

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell