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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:48 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:22 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:51 am 
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PJ wrote:
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Bwhahahahahahahahhahaha! Good luck man. You'll be taken good care of. What MOS did you enlist for? Water purification specialist?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:29 pm 
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Lol, what do i look like, Pauly Shore and Andy Dick? Nah man, they asked me and i said sign me up for whatever you all need. So by marines standards, i'll end up being a grunt. And why you laughin so damn much?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:09 pm 
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I'm sorry it's hard picturing you in the military. It doesn't seem like your attitude fits it, but I guess that's what Recruit training is for.

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So how many people in Splak are in the military now?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:53 pm 
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WAIT A MINUTE, Military, counter strike, military, counter strike..... Cole, I think I found a connection...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:32 pm 
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cornholio wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE, Military, counter strike, military, counter strike..... Cole, I think I found a connection...


By your theory some of us are on the T team.... CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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 Post subject: Re: USMC
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:41 pm 
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ColeLT1 wrote:
cornholio wrote:
WAIT A MINUTE, Military, counter strike, military, counter strike..... Cole, I think I found a connection...


By your theory some of us are on the T team.... CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:02 pm 
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Nice one when do you start training?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:17 am 
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Here you go PJ here's a cadence to remember. It's my favorite. Too bad it's mostly frowned upon.

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chorus: Napalm sticks to kids,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Goods in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch gooks burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn't give a ****,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Rooks under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

NVA are all hard core,
Flechettes never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

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 Post subject: Re: USMC
PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:17 pm 
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Auto, i say this with respect and no intentions of being rude just being blunt, but you do not know me on the level of judgement. Military and marines have been something i've wanted since a child. On another note, thank you for the cadence, at least if i hear that shit i'll be able to have an idea. haha.

I leave November 1st. A opening came for september, but jobs are limited, i make my decision between September and November on monday.

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