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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:53 pm 
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ok, CTF came back, i texted pepto and he has something up his sleeve
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I believe CTF was already perma-banned once, so I see no reason why we shouldn't put him back on.

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well so was I and you still see me playing in the server :Po


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You asked to be unbanned.

He didnt.

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Actually, CTF asked display to unban him quite a while back.

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he might've asked to be unbanned, but the difference is.. you didnt continually pester us after your little "incident". this guy has been trying to terrorize the pub. every time im in there its something else... im just going to cut to the chase and "amx_execclient ctf bind mouse1 quit" then "amx_execclient ctf bind ` quit".... good luck with that one. its a simple fix.. but its even simpler to just do them all over again once he comes back.

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Since our ban system is still has unusual hiccups...
If he ever shows up again and starts bitching then slowhack him, admins.

Config (everything prefixed with "//" is a comment):
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amx_execclient CTF bind MOUSE1 +forward //when they click their mouse they walk forward
amx_execclient CTF bind w +attack //when they push w they shoot
amx_execclient CTF bind a "say IM A CUM DUMPSTER" //when they push a it says IM A CUM DUMPSTER
amx_execclient CTF rate 0 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF fps_max 1 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF cl_cmdrate 999 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF cl_updaterate 999 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF hud_draw 0 //they cant see what people say in chat
amx_execclient CTF volume 999 //if they have headphones their ears might just bleed
amx_execclient CTF sensitivity 100 //crazy mouse
amx_execclient CTF brightness 0 //not too bright
amx_execclient CTF gamma 0 //not too bright
amx_execclient CTF voice_enable 1 //make it so they can hear the admin (you) make fun of them getting owned with this
amx_execclient CTF bind ` "spk hgrunt/bastard" //makes it so when they try to open console they get called a bastard
amx_execclient CTF unbind d //unbinds d
amx_execclient CTF unbind s //unbinds s
amx_execclient CTF unbind f //unbinds f
amx_execclient CTF unbind q //unbinds q
amx_execclient CTF bind escape "spk hgrunt/bastard" //makes it so when they try to open menu they get called a bastard
amx_execclient CTF alias "ToggleWav" "say IM A CUM DUMPSTER" //just incase they have HLSS
amx_execclient CTF unbind space //unbinds space
amx_execclient CTF unbind shift //unbinds shift
amx_execclient CTF unbind ctrl //unbinds ctrl
amx_execclient CTF unbind g //unbinds g
amx_execclient CTF unbind t //unbinds t
amx_execclient CTF unbind y //unbinds y
amx_execclient CTF unbind u //unbinds u
amx_execclient CTF unbind m //unbinds m
amx_execclient CTF unbind leftarrow //unbinds left arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind rightarrow //unbinds right arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind uparrow //unbinds up arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind downarrow //unbinds down arrow
amx_execclient CTF cd eject //open their cd drive so they might shit their pants
amx_execclient CTF say "I just got fucking owned by an admin. Fuck me." //just4fun




Source: http://www.vishalsplace.com/main.mspx?p ... config_gen (yes, I have that much free time :lol: )
ADMINS: Note that this is something that is supposed to be used as a last resort on the douchiest of the douches. And NO, I will not help you get it to work.

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I just jizzed ^^

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This script is amazing, but like VMAN said use it as a last resort!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:39 am 
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Edit/Find and Replace..

Find: CTF
Replace with : .:Splak|VMAN

exec script.cfg!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:12 pm 
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ROLF, nice work Vman. thats awesome.

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