Since our ban system is still has unusual hiccups...
If he ever shows up again and starts bitching then slowhack him, admins.
Config (everything prefixed with "//" is a comment):
Code:
amx_execclient CTF bind MOUSE1 +forward //when they click their mouse they walk forward
amx_execclient CTF bind w +attack //when they push w they shoot
amx_execclient CTF bind a "say IM A CUM DUMPSTER" //when they push a it says IM A CUM DUMPSTER
amx_execclient CTF rate 0 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF fps_max 1 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF cl_cmdrate 999 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF cl_updaterate 999 //makes them lag like fuck
amx_execclient CTF hud_draw 0 //they cant see what people say in chat
amx_execclient CTF volume 999 //if they have headphones their ears might just bleed
amx_execclient CTF sensitivity 100 //crazy mouse
amx_execclient CTF brightness 0 //not too bright
amx_execclient CTF gamma 0 //not too bright
amx_execclient CTF voice_enable 1 //make it so they can hear the admin (you) make fun of them getting owned with this
amx_execclient CTF bind ` "spk hgrunt/bastard" //makes it so when they try to open console they get called a bastard
amx_execclient CTF unbind d //unbinds d
amx_execclient CTF unbind s //unbinds s
amx_execclient CTF unbind f //unbinds f
amx_execclient CTF unbind q //unbinds q
amx_execclient CTF bind escape "spk hgrunt/bastard" //makes it so when they try to open menu they get called a bastard
amx_execclient CTF alias "ToggleWav" "say IM A CUM DUMPSTER" //just incase they have HLSS
amx_execclient CTF unbind space //unbinds space
amx_execclient CTF unbind shift //unbinds shift
amx_execclient CTF unbind ctrl //unbinds ctrl
amx_execclient CTF unbind g //unbinds g
amx_execclient CTF unbind t //unbinds t
amx_execclient CTF unbind y //unbinds y
amx_execclient CTF unbind u //unbinds u
amx_execclient CTF unbind m //unbinds m
amx_execclient CTF unbind leftarrow //unbinds left arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind rightarrow //unbinds right arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind uparrow //unbinds up arrow
amx_execclient CTF unbind downarrow //unbinds down arrow
amx_execclient CTF cd eject //open their cd drive so they might shit their pants
amx_execclient CTF say "I just got fucking owned by an admin. Fuck me." //just4fun
Source:
http://www.vishalsplace.com/main.mspx?p ... config_gen (yes, I have that much free time
)
ADMINS: Note that this is something that is supposed to be used as a last resort on the douchiest of the douches. And NO, I will not help you get it to work.