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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:38 am 
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I just bought GTA IV and its laggy as hell. I run it on the lowest settings and everything. The sounds are off, I cant move well, and everything seems blurry. Any ideas? Shit... i have a lot of problems like this. :mrgreen: But you guys love me so much and would totally help me! :D

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You can thank the lag to PORN

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:47 am 
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your video card sucks?

http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srl

test your system.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:51 am 
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Or your computer isn't up to par with the game.


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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:52 am 
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^^ Passed it. :/

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"


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Bob Da Banana wrote:
^^ Passed it. :/


Meaning? If you just surpass the minimal system requirements it does not mean your game will run smoothly.

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if you got too much junk on ur pc and not lotza space on it try saving all ur stuff and reformatting ur pc.... it helps a lot....

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Mav wrote:
Bob Da Banana wrote:
^^ Passed it. :/


Meaning? If you just surpass the minimal system requirements it does not mean your game will run smoothly.



Oooo... Okay. Its doing a bit better. I get disconnected from LIVE because it says my computer is running to slow or something.

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"


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ohh yea,... btw... try to close every single window besides gta... like all the sidebar stuff like yahoo mess... exit outta them cause they might slow you down... when i play cz and they're all open i lag badly.. i close them and voila. :)

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If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

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