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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:46 pm 
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I would rape that coke machine so hard....


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Mr.Rice-(A)-Roni wrote:
wtf, japan has nothing after they just made this?

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/clothing/jap ... 313221.php
yeah dude i saw that on TMZ a few days ago

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this is gonna be awkward if he ever gets in splak.


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i bet it would shoot a can of coke at you nevermind and tip over (really a fat lady behind it :D) jk

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Nevermind wrote:
I would rape that coke machine so hard....
are humping vending machines illegal?

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so cole...we all wonder, do you have time for sex :shock:


Why, are you offering? :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:49 pm 
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I would be searching for coins with my wang on vending machines :roll:

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nah, you'd be too embarressed to, cuz you'd be screwing a vending machine with people walking by and going "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, KID"

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cursed sasuke wrote:
nah, you'd be too embarressed to, cuz you'd be screwing a vending machine with people walking by and going "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, KID"


Dude, its Japan, that stuff happens all the time. Rape is like hello in Japan.

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wtf is it well it get me a virus if i click on it like porn dose??


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:40 pm 
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lol, Japan has some really fucked up shit on their vending machine. Pedophile crap and what not.

Some Japanese "toys" (NSFW)

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html

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did they invent rape or something.

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holy shit, that butt funnel thing would be nasty, especially when you look in a girls asshole

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cursed sasuke wrote:
nah, you'd be too embarressed to, cuz you'd be screwing a vending machine with people walking by and going "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, KID"
ahahah that would be so funny

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lol gigi is so freaked out...
ANYWAY, that global map thingy is pretty awesome, but...
in austrailia they put poisonous drugs on toys for little kids?
Wasnt there reports of that in china?

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