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2. dirty trumpet

when a girl blows into a guys ass and jerks the guy off at the same time.
Cumqueesha performed the dirty trumpet in bed, the wind in my asshole felt exquisite as she jacked me off.




lololololol

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

corn already said that

that's embarrassing

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.:Splak|VexeD

someone look up Buffuck. We put a definition in there for it. Its funny.

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1. buffuck 14 thumbs up
Performed while in the working environment, grab one's hips or midsection, and proceed to violently thrust your pelvic region into the catacombs of one's rectum while laughing and screaming wildly, something similar to a hyena.
"Hey Bob check out Billy bent over there, i think imma buffuck"

"Jack proceeded to buffuck Joey so hard, that people across the store could hear his screams and last gasps for help"

"I could sure go for a nice buffuck right now!"


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by james & josh Sep 5, 2007 share this add comment

the houdini 335 up, 70 down
ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues




The Houdini 136 up, 49 down
a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

limp biscuit 192 up, 69 down
A game in which a group of boys crowd round a biscuit and try to ejaculate onto it. When there is only one person left who hasn't ejaculated, he must eat the biscuit.
Some kids played limp biscuit last night. No one ate the biscuit because they all thought the first guy to get an erection in the company of other guys was gay so they killed him.

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."

LAWL

1. Peterson 27 up, 16 down love ithate it

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

haha, i did not edit this, you can look it up for real:

1. cole 914 up, 517 down love ithate it

The hottest guy livin

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JoHnNy PaJaMaS

but, he posted it

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.:Splak|VMAN

HAHA

*EDIT* vman i looked up your name, and theres was one that im not going to say it here lol.

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vman 4 up, 11 down
Short for vagina man...
1) Guy with sole vagina hunting purposes
2) Gay Guy
Hey vman alert

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."

crazy monkey 2 up, 3 down
Awesomely cool. wicked. Freakin sweet. Off the wall. Pumpin.
Man look at that board!
Aww yeah man, its crazy monkey!


After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how muc I cared with a crazy monkey

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.:Splak|Crazy Monkey
RED TANK!!!!!!!
Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my friend, Jack, off a horse." and "i helped my friend jack off a horse."

Every word has a bad meaning lololol

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.:Splak|VMAN