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PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:42 pm 
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Everyone, just post funny definitions that you find or http://www.urbandictionary.com here

I found these-

1.wocka
the noise Pacman makes

1.runescape
"Run" and "escape" from this bad game, lol!

1.woman
Noun. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

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fagbag is pretty funny.
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4. palin 214 up, 108 down love ithate it

comes from Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin meaning completely unprepared and nonsensical.
Q: Yo did you see what that girl was wearing last night at the club?
A: You mean that topless one with footie pajamas? That shit was too Palin for my tastes.

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Toasters are dicks
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4. archie 4 up, 4 down love ithate it

To FAIL (EPIC) in front of the audience most capable of eternally memorializing your error on the internet.
Pradipta archied the Ruby On Rails positions email. He accidentally CC'ed it 416 web developers. There will be 200 web references to his error in 24 hours.

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Hitler


verb, to Hitler someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Hitler-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.

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haha to rub poo on someones upperlip
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Alabama volcano:

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.

Alabama Volcano

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ROFL

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mahogany canoe


When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.


Donkey Punch


The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome


dirty trombone


Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
Give me a Dirty Trombone, baby, and I'll buy you 20 cigarettes


Blah, I know many many more lol

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wow this is becoming a dirty topic....

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LOL urban dictionary is god 0.0

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Amazonian Firefighter

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.
It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)

personal moses for you older members told me about this one about 2 eyars ago was funny as hell.
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blumpkin

getting a beejay while taking a dump.
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wow i actually lol when i heard bass' word XD[/url]

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