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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:50 pm 
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Physical rating: B With a little training and exercise, you'll be ready for an undead outbreak.
Mental rating: C Your mental strength and intelligence are unremarkable.
Experience rating: D You must have seen or heard of at least one zombie movie.
Emotional rating: F Your mantra is, "Numbness is the path to survival."
Total Survival rank: Z+ Your knowledge, strength, and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a Nuclear Holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth. Zombies don't stand a chance.

You don't have to put everything in just your total survival rank. Stork you better score good if you want to kill zombies with me!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:41 am 
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this has been done before, phail

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:03 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:26 am 
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Emotional Rating: F
Total survival rank: Z+

Yay i live a zombie Infestation

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:58 am 
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Hey Auto, we should stick together when theres a zombie attack :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:08 am 
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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Emotional Rating: F
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And after checking out the right answers and doing it again...

Physical Rating: A
Mental Rating: A
Experience Rating: Z
Emotional Rating: F
Total: Z+

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:10 am 
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ive read the sombie survival guide, so im all set :wink:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:26 am 
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Mr.orange wrote:
ive read the sombie survival guide, so im all set :wink:

What's a sombie? :?

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:52 am 
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Its a Rastafarian zombie.

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Experience Rating: d
Emotional Rating: d
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