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 Post subject: testicle + horse =
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25 ... 09,00.html

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"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."


The question is: would you?

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Dag yo we had sumthin good goin and you have to mess it up with a smart question. You didn't even say cccccccombo breaker. The answer to your question is yes, but only on the condition that I have a tissue and hand sanitizer.

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Horse starts taking off nuts I'm gone. Sorry dude.
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I bet as soon as the horse lunged a little guy popped out in the corner of the screen and said.. "TOASTY!" :lol:

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That's just nasty.

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"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."


The question is: would you?


Oh shit, an IC3 question!

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