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ColeLT1
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:36 am 
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Dude, you wife cheated on you, face it...

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:35 am 
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OMFG STEAM ROXORS TEH BIG ONE111
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He's such an airhead... *facepalm*

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!
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Gho$T
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:05 pm 
thats to farfetched to believe she probley got in the mood from the movie and had sex with someone in the theater and realized oh shit now what i am going to have a child so ill just lie
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cornholio
PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:29 am 
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Technology you crazy.

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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:50 pm 
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maybe its a black baby jesus

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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:20 am 
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OR OR OR... ITS BIG BABY JESUS...
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ColeLT1 - Wyatt talked like that before it was cool
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