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We have discovered the cause of the dramatic drop in bars on the iPhone 4, and it is both simple and surprising. Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that people are using their hands to hold the iPhone.

To fix this, we suggest adopting the Attenuation Removal Machine or iARM to make all of your calls. Our lab tests have proven, using a plastic robot hand will not only provide better reception and faster data streaming, it will stop people from sitting next to you on planes and buses.

We hope you love the iARM as much as we do.