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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:41 am 
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Audio book read by Samuel L. Jackson of the children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach.

Skip to 0:55 to hear him start reading.


YouTube Video URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI&fmt=18


I wish that he'd read this to me every night

EDIT: Youtube is taking these vidoes down like crazy so I'll put some extra links here just in case this one disappears too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMf7kVVOow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU2hnMJNz4Q

Oh and the audiobook can be downloaded for free HERE for a limited amount of time.

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:10 am 
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Lol!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:09 am 
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lmfao

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:51 pm 
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Updated the video and added some links.

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:18 pm 
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Rofl! Priceless.

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