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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:15 am 
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I snorted a jolly rancher.


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^ lol.

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lawlzor, if i was on the front of every news paper people qould faint of my uncontrollble beuty, i asked the doctors to make me less beutifull but its impossible,


Mr. Garrison from South Park. ^^

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:25 am 
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lol i never got suspended..... even tho i called me teacher a bitch like face to face.... she was all like oh it's ok to say bitch.. it's not a cussed word.... it's the proper term for a female dog... and i was like STFU BITCH!! xD (she's from quebec.... (not being racist or against people from quebec,.... just my french teacher....;) )) :) anywayz.... sweet man..... my parents would sooo make me do like extra school work just for not being in school >.< :roll: like i ever do it :twisted:

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ACE wrote:
rofl, Sucks to be me stormz?!??!! ITSD FUCKING GREAT

i get to miss like 5 days for a gay reason i dont geven get in shiz for XD


when your suspended here, its against the law to be outside your house or unattended during school hours.

With the principals knowing me, they had a officer patrol my neighborhood. It was so lame :|

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ace.. you horrible statue of mary-breaker.. xD

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I've gotten suspended three times this year. Now one was legit for ditching class. The other two was for too many detentions.
Now, getting suspended for too many detentions is the worst reason I've ever heard for suspension.


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at my high school you get 3 days of oss for saying "Retard" thats it and they tell you to get your shit go to the office and they send you home.


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