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Ya lmfao, I was in math class on Friday, and it was chill, cool teacher good friends ect. I leaned back and some asshole put the bibles on table right behind me, so when i leaned back i hit the bible back making a statue of Mary fall over about 2 feet call, decapatating her head into about 5 pieces.

It made a really load noise and everyone looks over and laughs and going on about how i fucked her head up. "AHAH thats what you get bitch, DECAPATATION!!" one kid yells. XD

Anyways I told my teacher it was an accident and he said I know don't worry about it. I said i can take it home and fix it, hes like "nah I have to find out who it belonged to first".

Last period I get called down to the office and my cousin was there to pick me up. I said "why are you here" hes like "oh didn't you know your suspended for 5 days?" (my cousin picked me up since my parents who I dont get along with where at meeting or something). So ya the principles like "you have been suspended for one school week (5 days) for the distruction of school property.

As we were walking out my cousin said "thats the stupidest fucking reason to get suspended for" and the V.P heard him and now i think the Vp also hates me. AHAH

I told my mom about it and she was like wtf cant u just pay for it and its ok?

ANYWAYS im off for all next week XD gunna do some work for some people and make a few bucks.

Isnt that the most fucked up reason to get a 5 DAY suspension?! LMFAO



Why odes it seem all the shit happens to me? lolollo.

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ok....


gl making that money.

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lol "distruction"

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Hahahahahaha.

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lol jesus school

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i lol'd

Canada, go figure

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rofl, Sucks to be me stormz?!??!! ITSD FUCKING GREAT

i get to miss like 5 days for a gay reason i dont geven get in shiz for XD

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This is the most important Splak news EVER.

fuck that it should be in the news...

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Imagine? Ace's face on the front cover of the newspaper as well.

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

haha I got suspended too but mine was to tell the principle to f*** off lol

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lawlzor, if i was on the front of every news paper people qould faint of my uncontrollble beuty, i asked the doctors to make me less beutifull but its impossible,

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My friend got suspended for 3 days for a stupid reason too. Cell phones are supposedly banned in schools. So he got his phone confiscated, but he had 3 other phones. So after confiscating his 3rd phone and seeing his 4th the next day, the Dean got pissed at how he is still bring a phone to school and suspended him, taking his 4th phone as well. I find it stupid too.

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I Think there is some sort of religious law suit that can be filed here.
JK thats a really stupid reason ace. My friend got suspended for 5 days because he made a prank call to an anti social kid OUT OF SCHOOL and the kid called it "group harrasement". 2 of my friends got suspended for something they did out of school. Also, my friend had to go to a meeting to see if he did it because he was mentally retarded, and he is in fucking AP classes with me. American schooling...

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