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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:06 am 
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Im sorry to be the one to come out and tell you all this...but Chunky has revealed to me...that Cursed...has a porn addiction. This is true.

While at Chunkys house Cursed was playing on Chunkys brothers, Brian, computer.

Chunky got up and went to see what Cursed was doing only to find Cursed with his hand down his pants, moving about only 2 inches, and face about a toothpicks distance away from the monitor...watching his porn.

Chunky yelled, Cursed freaked, and quickly closed out of all 6 windows of porn.

I heard all of this go down, since chunky had me on a phone call in a steam PM window.

I know i know, its sad, but we must help him kick this porn addiction. Because watching strictly midget, horse, and goat porn, must have bad effects on a individual.

Also, chornic cases of masturbating to the discover channel must come to a stop.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:08 am 
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Yea it's true, I can't believe it.


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Hang in there cursed!

You can do it!

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Anyone with any advice to help Cursed, please, post all advice you can in here.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:10 am 
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god fucking damnit stop making fucking fun of me, i have fucking cancer and now this what the fuck is ur problem, omfg.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:10 am 
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dont worry man, well help you. well search your computer and delete every last thing we can find, and will get you those cones dogs get on their heads for your penis.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:17 am 
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This isn't funny at all. Immature and sick.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:28 am 
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i know right? i'm so pissed

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:04 am 
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my sister has the same problem. Maybe you guys could help her out!


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:08 am 
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cursed sasuke wrote:
god fucking damnit stop making fucking fun of me, i have fucking cancer and now this what the fuck is ur problem, omfg.


dude don't joke about that shit

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:29 am 
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lol he was saying that they were pretending that he had cancer and now they were pretending he has bestiality issues.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:25 am 
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Wtf? No one pretending anything about cancer. That was all cursed to do that shit.

It isnt sick, its a joke. Its obviously not real, and i agree with the cancer thing, that should not be joked about, which is why im no longer continuing it. The cancer thing was not mentioned by me, it was not supposed to be a part of this, and still shouldnt be.

Immature? Alright...well, having a little fun, joking around, and saying stupid shit...sure its immature, but i dont enjoy being serious all the time and shit. Its ok to have fun, its ok to joke around. Again, the cancer thing is not appropriate, i agree. But the rest, its a joke. Lighten up, its for real nothing.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:13 am 
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So let me get this straight. It's good to have fun once in a while and hurt cursed's feelings? Really? Don't we learn at preschool that we should do unto others as you would like done to yourselves. It really isn't cool or funny. It's like your boss calling you a faggot at the board meeting and you can't say shit back to him.

IMHO you should find other jokes then to make fun of cursed.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:21 am 
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Oh my goodness, Everyone is mad... oh deer.... http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm Ha, fooled you. You have now forgotten everything.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 5:26 am 
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I just posted my opinion I dont care if anyone thinks its an appropriate joke or not. All I know is if someone posted crap like that about me on a public forum I wouldn't grin about it like an idiot. So again its sick, beyond immature and not even close to being funny. lol I'll go lighten up now.

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