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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:39 am 
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lol mnade me laugh

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I thought this was real at first. lmao that was funny as hell.

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

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kk that was somewhat really homo... but i agree w/ carbon, only change from mouth to forehead cause you don't know where that gun's been ;)...

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GTFO my interwebz.

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If she had a huge dick then how did it fit in the tiny skirt?

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

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hahahaha im glad i read the posts before i read the whole thing. Pendejo. :lol:

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I'm glad some of u got some laughs XD

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I actually did. hhaah.

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this was you at the end of the night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SOsPCL4hXw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Haha that was great. Ryu for the win haha

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I'm gonna ban you from life.

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I was absolutely disgusted and backed away immediately. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?! She looked at me and said, "Is something wrong?" and then proceeded to take off her top.



From that part down, was bad. I mean, couldn't just be real ? -.-

wsted liked 5 min.. NO wonder, IF was real, WOW. Woudn't know what to say...

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should have ended with fresh prince IMO


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