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lol. Post more cursed!

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

Two friends made up this joke:

"A pen is in your mouth"

My friend in history class wrote this on her notes:


Supposed to be "a pen is"

So, I showed my other friend the pic (the girl in the pic who is in yellow)

and she put the " in your mouth" part.
hahahaha

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"Who controls the present controls the past. And, who controls the past controls the future" - George Orwell

old, is just like penisland.com

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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its also like spelling PEN15.

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

"the Penis mightier then the sword."

than*

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http://www.formspring.me/yaseenrazeq
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." - James Stewart

No its not.

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^ lol

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Cartman's Mom: "Eric, wanna say hello to Grandpa?"
Cartman: "Not now mom! I'm playing Texans and Mexicans!"

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and
now half the country is looking for work.

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oh.....my.....god.....that.....was.....amazing

What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND Works Best When Jerked?





















A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!

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I have a joke.
Do you like fishsticks?
WELL YOUR A GAY FISH!!!
[size=0][size=9]that wasnt copyright infringement[/size]

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I love playing bass.

haha soooo true lucky :P that's why i'm a good soccer player... (i can go on for more than 90 tho :P ) xD

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.:Skeet|RoMoDaNn AKA .:Skeet|Gotwrong

Quote:

Genesis 1:3-1 "VMAN said, "Let there be light," brick said, "No," and there was darkness."

^LOL

wonderbread wrote:

Randy wrote:

If you jailbreak it why would you need to buy guns?

wtf?

The Smashing Pumpkins wrote:

"If there is a god, I know he loves to rock"

Quote:

"Are you an illusion, or am I just getting stoned?"

Quote:

I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow no good kiesta off my property, before I pump your guts full of led!–Angels with Dirty Faces

ok i got a really rasist one (black friend told it to me)

why dont black people have dreams?

cuz the last one that did got shot

We dont tolerate racism

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