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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:24 pm 
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wait...

sorry, this bitch too please...

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27841

and also, remember... kick/parents/ass



...that is all.

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Right. Im coming to america to shoot these b*tches.

They don't deserve to have a life like that, it's stupid.

I hate that, it was off my Super Sweet 16.
Gah, they make me sick.

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F*ckin dumb bizzznatch.
She gets a damn lexus, on the wrong day!

She effin 16!
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... Ronic will put on a miniskirt and drop the handkerchief. ZWE will hide in the bushes and record.







Record Ronic that is..
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I wouldn't smack her.
instead i would tell her I'm buying her a great gift and give it to her on the wrong day... :mrgreen:

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<3Sexi_Lexi<3 wrote:
tit

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She is officially a member of the Itty bitty titty committee.

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
I wouldn't smack her.
instead i would tell her I'm buying her a great gift and give it to her on the wrong day... :mrgreen:


Haha, ownage

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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..Atleast they picked a good song for her to get upset to..

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dude. eff all of that. i'd be like "fine then, i guess i'll just take the lexus and you can get a POS car"

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"I've got a great present for you. What day would you like me to give it to you?"

"Today!"

"Okay." *Pulls out .45 and shoots in head, point blank*

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LOL that's funny, chris :p

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lol nice awol, i was thinking that


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I don't get it. That first girl isn't even good looking. She looks like some sort of deranged gremlin.

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She's cute but way to conceided
Parents are Idiots :D

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they all are idiots..... spoiled as hell!

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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i dont want to punch her, i get the satisfaction of knowing more about real life than she does, shes blind bitchy and dumb and probably always will be

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OMFG :evil: she got pissed off because she got the BRAND NEW LEXUS before the party. This is the type of bitch that just makes me shake my head and say that these people are a waste of oxygen. GOD I HATE SPOILED KIDS!!

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