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even if i dont like it, i wont bitch about it because its not a remake of the same fucking movie that came out last year.

I get so tired of hollywood forcing the same regurgitated shit upon us and calling it "art"

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Wall-e= BEST MOVIE EVERRRRRRRRRRR (of 2008)

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Wall-E= Amazing, yes

Get Smart= Funny as hell

The Happening= t3h suck, poorly written, not overly well executed

The Incredible Hulk= Awesome

Indiana Jones= Really good, but not the best

Kung Fu Panda= Cute, okay, but mostly just cute (Take a chick to see it)

Wanted= Ridiculous, overall, but still good. Not amazing. Just good.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan= Pretty funny, but not outrageously hilarious

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"Hero Wanted" is an awesome movie. Dont get it confused with "Wanted" thats in theatres right now.

2 thumbs up!
Excellent drama/Action and ,well, Cuba Gooding Jr is just awesome!

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Hancock was funny, twist was kinda obvious but ya good.

My Mom's New Boyfriend <-- it's not a porno fyi.


Good movie, funny most of the time, can get boring.

I wouldnt say its a "kids movie" or a "Family movie" but if you like a bit of comedy, and like antonio banderas and meg ryan, watch it.

I'd rate it 8/10

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Can anyone tell me if it's worth getting Never Back Down (2008)?

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Another review of Hancock!

Technically it was the first superhero movie with an actual plot to it. Many twist turns and full out action with histaricaly funny talking scenes this is a go to movie to see. Worth your money.

This was the first movie in a good 2 years that i had the urge to just stay seated, with piss in my bladder i sure as hell could have moved, but Will Smith had me tied down.

Grats to the movie and Will Smith!

10/10

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Just watched Wanted.


At first, it was a brilliant film. I found it really good, until the last section of it. What the fuck is all I can say, it was the worst endings evar.

It got confusing, but it's a good film. But I think Fox (Angelina Jolie) should of - - cut this last part out. It's kind of eh, but could be viewed as a Spoiler for anyone wanting to watch it. - Display

I wonder if they will make a Wanted 2? They gotta, right?

- and yes they are

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you guys make an awesome couple:)

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Ok Just seen wanted. Awesome direction, stunts and fighting styles but the story line was too pathetic, predictable.

As Display said it could have been written a lot better. Even the dialogue was too corny/stupid sometimes.

I'de still recommend it just for the action scenes they were pretty cool.

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Just watched "Impact Point" - storyline is pretty much about a stalker who wants to get with/kill Kelly Reyes who is a pro volleyball star. He wants her to win the tournament.

It's a good film, it keeps you on the edge i'd say. It's a good storyline and is worth a watch.

I'd probably rate it 9/10 for its storyline, acting.

Click here to watch the movie

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“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill

Just watched "Boy A"

Set in England in 2007, it's about a boy who murdered a girl when he was young (12). He gets out of jail and gets a new name, he's probably about 23 about now. He's trying to recover from what he's done.

He rescues a girl and parent from a car accident whilst at work with his friend. His picture goes out, and everyone finds out who he is.

The ending is a bit of a cliff hanger.

Very good film, well written. Worth Watching, it is sad, but like I said. Well worth it.

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I just watched the The Onion Movie, It's a pretty funny movie. I love the special part they have for peruvians.


Fucking Chris

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pervians?

is that supposed to be peruvians?

or is that a special class of pervert?

maybe both?











i keed i keed.

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Watched Johnny Got His Gun


Really... intense, it's about a man in WWI who is hit by a German Artilery shell, and then suffers Locked-In syndrome.

Really watched is because the song One by Metallica was based off it.

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