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I guess that is before they F up his face? I think his words are that his face scares even him.
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oh and display lobo hell nah man lobo sucks.
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seriously?

Let me not speak for myself:

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Lobo is a Czarnian (originally a Velorpian in the Omega Men series) with exceptional strength and fortitude. He enjoys nothing better than mindless violence and intoxication.... Lobo is the last of his kind, having committed complete genocide by killing all the other Czarnians for fun


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What they really need to do is make a movie about the greatest comic book character of all time: Lobo. Lobo: 1, Santa: 0 Not many people are familiar with Lobo because most people are lame and can't comprehend how much ass Lobo kicks. For example, the cover on the right depicts Lobo (also known as "the main man") kicking Santa's ass. Santa did something to piss Lobo off (or nothing, it makes no difference), and Lobo RUINED HIS SHIT. Lobo is a mean son of a bitch and doesn't take shit from anyone. If they made a movie about Lobo, it would start out with Lobo just sitting around looking at porn and minding his own business when some lame-ass comes by and starts nerding all over the place. Lobo takes his knife out and disembowels the guy while he's just standing there. The guy would start screaming because he's a pussy, then Lobo would reach down and rip the guy's lungs out. The rest of the movie would be mostly filled with Lobo wiping out villages of people, yelling at hospital patients and head-butting mimes. Lobo could kick any superhero's ass and it's high time he had his own movie.



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Lobo is a straight hoss. But the baddest of all bad mothers is silver surfer. I don't feel i even need to back that up.
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WTF?

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Don't question it.
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here is a video of lobo killing santa and his elves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL-vHp_zHro&feature=related

Lobo is pretty hardcore, there is also an episode were Lobo was beating the shit out of superman 3/4 of the episode and then lobo left because he was bored.

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Awesome X wrote:
Lobo is a straight hoss. But the baddest of all bad mothers is silver surfer. I don't feel i even need to back that up.
are you serious?please be sarcastic.
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Nevas. Dude blows up galaxies like it was nothing. He shits on the elderly and wats babies, and even though he turns good it is just so when he kills everyone in the marvel universe they'll get the feeling of betrayal as well as the cold hard laser beam through their skulls.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/20300.html

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Listen, you let me make a game about Double S and then we will see how it gets reviewed. It won't, cause you will die if you play due to it's shear brilliance.
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i just think lobo is fuckin dumb, plus in that superman episode its the guy from everyone loves raymond
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plus superman is a puss in that WB show or whatever he has to wear a suit in space wtf
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Lobo=weeeeaaaakkk

Can we get some REAL badasses up in here, please?

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oh you're cool.

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