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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:31 am 
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Just so you know, this is a true story that my teacher told me during class.

In England a couple of years ago some archeologists' digged up this urn with an inscription on it and it said:

ITIS APIS POTAN DABIGONE

The archeologists couldn't figure out what it said so they took the urn and gave it to a museum that put it in a cellar.
Later on the museum had an exhibition and took the out of the cellar to exhibit it. A couple of hours later after the exhibition opened a young student that was in his 20's went to check out the urn and there was a note next to the urn that said that the archeologists' couldn't figure out what the inscription said or in which language it was. After a few seconds the young student starts to LOL out of nowhere and points at the inscription on the urn.

Can you guess why? :D

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

In other words: *african american* stole my bike!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:34 am 
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it is a piss pot and a big one? That right? lol

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yea, what frets said, probably a piss or shit pot


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yeah, what frets said

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:44 pm 
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Yeah, that's it. :)

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A male homo sapiens with a 29 up to a 36 on the von Luschan scale, has just purposely, with an immoral and disrespectful intent and without any direct or indirect permission, taken possession of my pedal-powered two-wheel-bearing vehicle for the purpose of transportation to compensate for his lacking of this item that I had sole possession of before this incident of aggravated robbery.

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lol that was easy

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that was worse than my school bus riddle...


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No it wasn't your school bus riddle was freaking terrible at least this one gave me a small giggle.

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I WIN WOOT!!!!!

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wait so why didnt the archaeologist know what is means. since a 20yr old can do it...just wondering

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LOL at ur sig lucky.


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ITIS APIS POTAN DABIGONE


after some spacing...

IT IS A PIS POT AND A BIG ONE

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already said that.... o.O

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i was just showing it to lucky

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