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becoming a man is definitely a definition that is in the air. Yet this does not come close. Becoming a Man is having your first sexual encounter. But this encounter must be with a female, unless the man is gay, then it is his becoming a true homosexual "man". Nonetheless, watching those videos makes you no more a man.

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fiiine... b7 this topic

Psh, I saw 2girls1cup while eating chocolate ice cream (not kidding neither)

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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LOL AT ^ hardcore corn... when i watched it i had no idea what was going on LOL

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Let good 'ol Storky Porky speed up the maturation process, I'll drop off a little bundle of joy (and no i dont mean a bag of pot) to your house. Once you can support yourself and/or a child, Ill consider you a man.

When you start considering what to do with the 20 dollars in your pocket, and have the choice of buying diapers or buying some video game. IF you make the right choice, Ill consider you a man.

My son can sit there and watch those videos (though i do consider myself a good parent and would never let him do that until hes old enough ), but that doesnt mean that hes a man.

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ColeLT1 - Wyatt talked like that before it was cool

personaly i think your stork the only one here that knows what it means to be a man. Sex has nothing to do with it, being to support and take care of a family is what it means to be a man. Good words from a wise man storkus.

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~:jSAVAGEisms:~ Enjoy

jSAVAGE: FUCK MAN AM KEEP ON DIE
jSAVAGE: I WAS SCAED
jSAVAGE: I FUCKEN MAADE IT ALIVE
jSAVAGE: I CANY SEE
jSAVAGE: SUCK MY COCKS
jSAVAGE: I cant lever 2

Stork and Pepto are THE man

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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im guesing you mean men. Unless their one man, if thats how u want it......

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~:jSAVAGEisms:~ Enjoy

jSAVAGE: FUCK MAN AM KEEP ON DIE
jSAVAGE: I WAS SCAED
jSAVAGE: I FUCKEN MAADE IT ALIVE
jSAVAGE: I CANY SEE
jSAVAGE: SUCK MY COCKS
jSAVAGE: I cant lever 2

im definately a man

lol wtf r man

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lawl im never doing it agian
my friend said that 2girls1cup was the hottest thing hes ever seen so i thought what the hell might as well try it out

i was wrong
SO FUCKING WRONG DAMN IT

lol

Wait one question.

"Does he hold it While you pee?"

well your gonna need a partner

hey judges you want to be my partner

duuudee!! gdogg!! i got the exact same skin for my dual elites.... they look awesome... oh and yea, btw... those movies r gross man??

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