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if somones gonna try and rape me what should i do to protect myself?

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If someones gonna take my purse what should i do?

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
if somones gonna try and rape me what should i do to protect myself?

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If someones gonna take my purse what should i do?


Quick jump to something very serious...

Kick them in the balls, try to gouge their eyes. Easiest way to deter someone.

... and let them have it. Most of your money should be in the bank, its only a quick call to cancel your debit card. NOT worth getting hurt over.

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{rIOT gIIIRL} Gigi wrote:
if somones gonna try and rape me what should i do to protect myself?

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If someones gonna take my purse what should i do?



to avoid being raped, simply poor concrete into the vaginal area.

lol no dont do that!

scream and yell for help (obviously). and carry pepper spray in your bra so you can take it out easily and spray those suckas with your own juice. I think you can buy bras that have a pepper spray holder so it isnt uncomfertable. but they might be a bit expensive idk, i dont wana look it up now because my parents are in the room and they will be like "why are you looking at bra's?". but if it saves you from a life time of pain or even being killed! then its definatly worth it....


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Anne Marie Foulis.....

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chunky was close but this is how you really do it:

1. carry a knife around in your purse, they grab you be like "BACK OFF SUCKA" slash their face and they'll be like "oh shit" and you kick em in the face with your LADY ENERGY LEGS

2. Carry plyers in your purse and when they grab you, clench their balls and twist as hard as you can and make em cry

3. Put on like an inflatable penis so when they grab you, you can say "ooh that felt nice" and show them your "boner" they'll think your a tranny

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wtf...

Chris, thanks for the good info!

Chunky and Element, thanks for giving me some laughs

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or, just say you have crabs!

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or say you have aids...


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that will just make them think shes a hardcore

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omg i wrote like freakin 2 paragraphs to these answers but i press preview message and thought i posted it >< o wells too lazy now. but simply put it as

1) kick nuts
2) purple nipple
3) rob them

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Element wrote:
2. Carry plyers in your purse and when they grab you, clench their balls and twist as hard as you can and make em cry

3. Put on like an inflatable penis so when they grab you, you can say "ooh that felt nice" and show them your "boner" they'll think your a tranny


roflmfao...
but do what chris said try to eye gouge them or kick them in the nuts or hit them in the adams apple.. also carry a pocket knife..

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you know women are scary some times. this was on the news before. a girlfriend was pissed at her boyfriend and ripped his balls off with her bare hands and put them in her mouth, but spitted back out cuz she said it tasted nasty

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waaayyyy too much info lucky....waaayyyyy too much


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Bob and a few others got it right. the two most heavily exposed areas on anyone that I have fight in combatives with always leave the balls and the sensitive area on the thigh close to the balls exposed. just give any of those areas a good squeeze and twist. The other area is the face when they are close to you they think you can't hit them with the fist who needs a fist when God gave you a perfectly hard elbow to use. Take that thing and hit the lower jaw, nose, or temple.

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take martial arts like i did, destroy all who pisses you off :Po

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