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ColeLT1
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VMAN wrote:
UrbanDictionary wrote:
1. diane


Someone who can get naked in 2.59 seconds.

Be quick and make like a Diane!


ROFLMAO

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.
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1. buffuck 14 thumbs up
Performed while in the working environment, grab one's hips or midsection, and proceed to violently thrust your pelvic region into the catacombs of one's rectum while laughing and screaming wildly, something similar to a hyena.
"Hey Bob check out Billy bent over there, i think imma buffuck"

"Jack proceeded to buffuck Joey so hard, that people across the store could hear his screams and last gasps for help"

"I could sure go for a nice buffuck right now!"


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It all started at work. James is Splak|Kaiser-Wave if any of you rememebr him.

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this topic is hilarious..


The weirdest one is the Amazonian Firefighter... seriously..wtf? :shock:
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Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

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Tim Allen 41 up, 18 down love ithate it

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

hot carl 1210 up, 296 down love ithate it

the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!

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This is the grossest one I could fine guys.



Orange Monkey
First one

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

"I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey"

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1. Splak 42 up, 9 down love ithate it

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, shoot.

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