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dude. if i were gonna commit suicide/do something awesome i would do this.
1. Get a Parachute
2. Jump into Tornado with Paracute
3. ???
4. Profit
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Your jokes are really bad..

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Best way to go out is to fill yourself with candy to the point that you cant take it anymore. Then, find a tall building near a elementary school and just as the kids are going to school, yell " Surprise*" and jump off. It's a win win. Kids will have candy and you will have traumatized hundreds of kids.


*You may also yell "Boomer!"


It's like humans have turned into a pinata.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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actually, i'd like to go to Neptune, where it's possible that the wind MPH could exceed 2,000 mph...yeah...getting blown away like that would be INSANE, i'd prolly get sent near the atmosphere in a couple of secs and sent into the ground in no time at all, but it's -200 degrees, so i dunno, i hate the cold

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die of suffocation and cold temp. for cursed.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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let's forget about those factors, please :roll:

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Honestly, i think its the *p00n4n!* way out. :shock: ... i mean seriously, life might suck for that person who wants to kill themselves, but there must be people who have it waaaay worse but yet, they keep trying, they dont give up. And in the end, if it works or not, you have to feel good about yourself one way or another... idk. But what that guy did was his choice. Whether he had mental issues or just was reeeeally fucked up at the time, who knows. But now hes i a better place... Well... not if he was catholic... then that guys gonna go to hell... :(


ignorant post.


What if i said YOU are ignorant for saying IM ignorant???
But honestly, thats not what i was aiming for. Just sharing my opinion. :wink:


Then you would be even more ignorant.
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Awesome X wrote:
Bob Da Banana wrote:
Awesome X wrote:
Bob Da Banana wrote:
Honestly, i think its the *p00n4n!* way out. :shock: ... i mean seriously, life might suck for that person who wants to kill themselves, but there must be people who have it waaaay worse but yet, they keep trying, they dont give up. And in the end, if it works or not, you have to feel good about yourself one way or another... idk. But what that guy did was his choice. Whether he had mental issues or just was reeeeally fucked up at the time, who knows. But now hes i a better place... Well... not if he was catholic... then that guys gonna go to hell... :(


ignorant post.


What if i said YOU are ignorant for saying IM ignorant???
But honestly, thats not what i was aiming for. Just sharing my opinion. :wink:


Then you would be even more ignorant.


... O.o this could go on all day... I could then call you ignorant for calling me ignorant in the first place. Which would mean we would both be very ignorant people and therefore commit suicide. Or do something about jumping off a building full of candy and killing kids or something...

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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#1: You're ignorant.
#2: NO, you're ignorant
#1: NO, YOU'RE IGNORANT
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!

Are we done yet?

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Stonedar420 wrote:
Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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P@pi ChUl0 wrote:
#1: You're ignorant.
#2: NO, you're ignorant
#1: NO, YOU'RE IGNORANT
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#1: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!
#2: NO! YOU'RE IGNORANT!

Are we done yet?


No! You're ignorant!

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No no, that's ignorant, you're ignorant.

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no, that's michael jackson

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No, thats my father!! :shock:

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You can thank the lag to PORN

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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No no, that's ignorant, you're ignorant.


:lol: i love that episode...thats all i have to say.

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I always thought ghost was still cool...he was the one that gave me his info so we could fuck


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A kid in my first period had a seizure and the ambulence and fire truck came...it was freaky.
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