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Well I was on my way to a party last night with an ice chest full of beer in my trunk. As I was driving, a dog ran out in front of me and I swerved (cant spell stfu) and ran over the curb and knocked the wheel off the front passenger side...


As people stopping to see what happened I remembered I had been smoking alllll day and had more on me. So I pulled away as fast as I can with my wheel barely hanging on while turning around the corner. As im going into this small development I called my aunt who is the coolest person ever and she took care of everything... I still have to explain everything to my parents though, she took care of the tow truck, the weed and the beer.

I was SMOKING and driving. Not drinking and driving.
Smoking isn’t that bad while driving. |:

That was painful to read and I still don't understand what the fuck happened to you.

and for future reference re-read what you write because it totally looks like a 11 year old wrote this.

+ your browser should have a spell check in it


Thank you and have a good day

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lawl.
and that sucks.

Im just still shaken up about what happened... I went over it and changed/fixed a few things.

Should we have sympathy for you driving high and having a trunk full of beer? Just be thankful that the cops didn't get to you. Man, kids these days.

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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Yeah I agree, you are a certified dumb fuck

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wow... just pray to God that only good days will come. Unless you're an atheist....

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Your allowed to have it in your trunk if your under 18. Atleast I think..

i wouldn't think so, my drivers ed teacher said if a cop wants to get technical, they can pull you over for having an UN-OPENED can of beer or alcohol container next to you and say ur drinking and driving

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uhhh no

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Geez, I wonder what a kid is going to do with a cooler full of beer? Disregarding the part where your high + getting high while driving.



What are you trying to convey here?

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"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic..."

After I'm gone your Earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence as one of my satellites, and that's how it's going to be...

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They can give you a sobriety test if they suspect anything.. so that doesnt really matter. Pretty sure I can get away with it being in my trunk and just saying it's my parents, if the police called my parents they would just say it was theirs and deal with me when I got home.

LOL ^ u were serious w/ that? if u cant drink it at 18 why could u possess it? Jus look at it this way. its ur front tire and possibly a bend on the end of ur axle. Jus be happy the front of u car didnt fall off and your trunk isnt smashed closed.

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Yeah but if the cop had a shit day he can give you a ticket for tire treads.

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You sir, are a genuine dumb ass. I'm all for having fun and partying but I will always be against IMPAIRED driving. Too any innocent people get hurt for no reason.

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