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For the most part I wasnt impaired. I smoked a little bit which just makes you chill.


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which slows your reactions etc...


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and with slow reaction, let's say a dog jumps in front of the road, you swerve off road instead of stopping in time.

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in the end, wanker is a moron

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I love how much sympathy he gets :shock: just be glad you're okay

Edit: My dad and me were turning and some douche fatass smoker hit us and said we crashed into him, he must be really retarded to think that the side of our van hit the front of his truck.

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i wouldn't think so, my drivers ed teacher said if a cop wants to get technical, they can pull you over for having an UN-OPENED can of beer or alcohol container next to you and say ur drinking and driving



They can give you a sobriety test if they suspect anything.. so that doesnt really matter. Pretty sure I can get away with it being in my trunk and just saying it's my parents, if the police called my parents they would just say it was theirs and deal with me when I got home.
the test doesn't matter...they'd still pull you over, and for that one little thing they could find out all these little things like the fact ur high, not wearing ur seatbelt (not saying you weren't), and maybe other stuff

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Geez, I wonder what a kid is going to do with a cooler full of beer? Disregarding the part where your high + getting high while driving.

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wow... just pray to God that only good days will come. Unless you're an atheist....


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Atheists don't believe in God??? I'm saying he's lucky (partially, b/c his parents will find out) and just DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

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Yea I know it was stupid, I dont need you guys trying to act all fatherly on me. I told my parents what happened and we agreed that if I paid for all the damages that they will act like nothing happened.


Im thankful I wasnt hurt, for most of you that do smoke know that a full pot head like myself wont get that high to impair my driving. I had maybe 1 blunt with 3 friends 4 hours before all of that. Say what you guys want to say but I wasnt "Impaired"


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I remembered I had been smoking alllll day

I was SMOKING and driving.


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bassplayinimrod wrote:
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I remembered I had been smoking alllll day

I was SMOKING and driving.


It's being over dramatic. |:

What I ment from smoking and driving was that I had already smoked, not smoking while driving.


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Yea I know it was stupid, I dont need you guys trying to act all fatherly on me. I told my parents what happened and we agreed that if I paid for all the damages that they will act like nothing happened.


Im thankful I wasnt hurt, for most of you that do smoke know that a full pot head like myself wont get that high to impair my driving. I had maybe 1 blunt with 3 friends 4 hours before all of that. Say what you guys want to say but I wasnt "Impaired"


Did you tell them about the weed part and beer in trunk?

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Wanker Tanker wrote:
Im thankful I wasnt hurt, for most of you that do smoke know that a full pot head like myself wont get that high to impair my driving. I had maybe 1 blunt with 3 friends 4 hours before all of that. Say what you guys want to say but I wasnt "Impaired"


If he says what he says then he was just chill. He wasn't blown or anything and did u guys ever think about how close the car was to the dog when it ran into the street? chances are i woulda swerved if i was close enough to not be able to brake. And im a pothead if i smoke and about 3-4hours later all i am is just chill where im relaxed or it wears off not "slow" or in wankers case "Impared". Im on wankers side with this because it all depends how far away he was from the dog and how fast he was going.

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Yea, I wasnt speeding. I was just in like chill mode hah.. well the dog was farely close and knowing my car, my breaks are shit and I just hit the breaks the dog fucking froze in the street and I just turned the wheel and I fish tailed ( I think thats what it's called correct me if im wrong ) and then somehow my front tire just hit the curb.


The speed limit was like.. 45?


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Wanker Tanker wrote:
Yea, I wasnt speeding. I was just in like chill mode hah.. well the dog was farely close and knowing my car, my breaks are shit and I just hit the breaks the dog fucking froze in the street and I just turned the wheel and I fish tailed ( I think thats what it's called correct me if im wrong ) and then somehow my front tire just hit the curb.


The speed limit was like.. 45?


I woulda done the same thing.. Also since its a truck it slides more and then again he is only 16 so hes not as an experienced driver as someone that would've been driving for years. I say give him a break and get off his case .

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