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LOL went to the site and found this quote

"Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it."

Ben Jamin A Foote (Lansing / East Lansing, MI)


I can't stop laughing. Come on people, you got to admit that's gold right there.

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Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]

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Hm, I thought it was normal for people to masturbate about how pretty flowers are or how much they want a puppy.

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Actually how it happened was...
A evil space farmer came to earth and planted abunch of cabbages and as they grew and were ready babies came out of them and he had space monkeys nurture and care for humans until their were enough to nurture on their own and then wiped all are memories about it. I remembered because i was the chosen one btw.

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lol james bond x2

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smackAhoe wrote:
Actually how it happened was...
A evil space farmer came to earth and planted abunch of cabbages and as they grew and were ready babies came out of them and he had space monkeys nurture and care for humans until their were enough to nurture on their own and then wiped all are memories about it. I remembered because i was the chosen one btw.
chosen one of bullshit

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