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ColeLT1
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She should of not of hidden it from him that is was not his child, but at the same time, the whole situation is hilarious, and it may of been a little more "normal" to donate his sperm and have a doctor do the work, but I guess he was a "hands on guy." All I can say is karma...

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blah thats nothing, i built houses for pirates, then do pirating myself. Then I shoot my self and perform bullet removal surgery on myself. After that I go to boot camps to train kids to kill. Then i go and fight on the Iraq war for both sides. After all i go later and drink some 7up cause ill be thirsty as shit.


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OMG WTF lol srsly i can't understand those sort of ppl who pay people to have sex with their wife to begin with, funny how some situations just add up

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wow............ ahahahaha so speechless. x]

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Dumbasses haha

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LOL wow.

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hehehe that must suck soooo bad... 72 times,... Thats pure fail...

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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Stonedar420 wrote:
Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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