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Bob Da Banana
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:03 pm 
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This was the most uncomfortable person i have ever talked to. (Yes i have deleted this strange man.)


VIP: well like
VIP: i want a white girl
VIP: cause to me i like them more than any other race
VIP: so i need like tips
VIP: and stuff
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: Just, idk
VIP: idk too
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: Make yourself known
VIP: i am known but just like when i put sex in it gets weird
VIP: i can talk to girls no problem if sex is not even on my mind
VIP: but once sex gets in there
VIP: it like gets bad
VIP: even if she is willing
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: heh
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: HEH
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: HEHEHEHE
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: HAHAHAHHA
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: LMFAO
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: :D
VIP: whats funny
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: Your messing with me.
VIP: ?
VIP: what do u mean
VIP: :D
VIP: does it look like i got a gf? :D
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: No
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: But what you said
VIP: what do u mean im messin with u
VIP: i told u how i am
VIP: :D
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: it sounds like the plot of a movie
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: lmfao
VIP: when it comes to sex :D
VIP: hahahaha
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: You cant get a boner, can you...
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: sad...
VIP: no
VIP: i can pop a boner Easy
VIP: like i said pies in the face white girls in the clothing i said is better than any type of naked porn
VIP: so its like to me alot of people r naked
VIP: hey
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: whoa
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: dude
Mr. Nick </3's Vans: thats kinda weird.

(This was ingame. Hes AllThat You Desire... Fail name for this guy)


AllThat U Desire : i mean like
AllThat U Desire : i didnt know sex was so easy
AllThat U Desire : not something thats too nuts to do
AllThat U Desire : like oh sex is too awesome im scaredd
AllThat U Desire : its more like oh sex is like easy
AllThat U Desire : right?
Mr. Nick : For some people
Mr. Nick : yea, i guess....


Wow... Most epic... Fail... CreepyEST guy... Ever... I wont sleep... for awhile.... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :( :( :( :( :( :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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ACE wrote:
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Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

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Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:10 pm 
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wtf mate

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thats pretty fuckin weird.

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I don't get it.


You suck. :evil:

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Pretty much this guy, who i dont even know, is asking me about sex and telling me he has a problem with it. :shock:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
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alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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ty for sharing lol?

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^^ Hey! How do you think i feel!? :cry:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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just send him a link to a free pron site and tell him to have @ it.

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WOAH!! BEEP BEEP BEEP!

If someone said that to me I would just change my status to offline and ignore. THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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Bob Da Banana
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Mmmhmm i know. For some reason, white chicks throwing pie at each other turns him on? WTF?! :shock:

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
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Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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thats odd, because reguardless of race... chicks throwing pies at each other... now thats hawt..

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Any males present in the pic are lucky to be caught in the crossfire.

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Not when they're 10 years old, buddy. :?

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ACE wrote:
You can thank the lag to PORN

ACE wrote:
Fuck you ass, just cuase i like men in skinny jeans, and uncuffed construction boots doesn't mean im gay. :roll:

You know how i know you gay? You have a bumper sticker that says "I LUV IT WHN UR BALLZ R IN MY FACE"

:lol:
ColeLT1 wrote:
alejandro_flo wrote:
Why people living in the U.S are called Americans?


Because the country is called the United States of America...
Image Image Image

Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies. :|

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
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Bob Da Banana wrote:
Not when they're 10 years old, buddy. :?


What are you talkin bout the chicks bein 10? Shoot man, that's even better. :lol:

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Please, take a seat over there.
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Stonedar420 wrote:
thats odd, because reguardless of race... chicks throwing pies at each other... now thats hawt..

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Any males present in the pic are lucky to be caught in the crossfire.


For example, the one in the middle.

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Stonedar420 wrote:
Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

That would make a great bumper sticker for Zombie.

"Im so gay, I dont know I send myself penises"
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