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lol ok cursed

So this isnt just a stupid tyhread i got my widom tooth out, it bleed for 3 hours when i got home so i had to go to dentist again for stiches, he then hooked me up with 30 Tylanol 3's which i can sell 10$ ea at school. I also missed 2 days of school becuase ive had a headache for the past 2 days from tooth pain.

Ya ill try auto, but if i win this week that makes it 150 WINS :D


Are you joking?

I have a chronic condition in my shoulder that causes me to be in massive amounts of pain 24 hours of the day. It's so bad that the State required me to get psycho-analyzed so they could ensure that I wouldn't randomly go on a killing spree. When they tried to psycho-analyze me, they found that my state of mind was so incredibly stable that they wouldn't even give me drugs for the pain. Now, I run around the country winning Arm-Wrestling Contests for money with my bad arm. I do this with my bad arm because my other was amputated two years ago. Sometimes, I'll be walking down a lonely road and see a house on fire. I take my bad arm and build a dam in a nearby river with just one boulder that I picked up. The river then puts out the house fire. Then, I go and chop down trees with my bad arm in one single strike so that those poor people can have a house again.

When I'm done, I drink some Lemonade, because I'll be thirsty as fuck.

HOW'S THAT FOR EFF MY LIFE?! BOO-YEAH!

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^^^Hm, I didn't know you were an amputee.

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woah. thats an Eff my life part 5.

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ACE wrote:
lol ok cursed

So this isnt just a stupid tyhread i got my widom tooth out, it bleed for 3 hours when i got home so i had to go to dentist again for stiches, he then hooked me up with 30 Tylanol 3's which i can sell 10$ ea at school. I also missed 2 days of school becuase ive had a headache for the past 2 days from tooth pain.

Ya ill try auto, but if i win this week that makes it 150 WINS :D


Are you joking?

I have a chronic condition in my shoulder that causes me to be in massive amounts of pain 24 hours of the day. It's so bad that the State required me to get psycho-analyzed so they could ensure that I wouldn't randomly go on a killing spree. When they tried to psycho-analyze me, they found that my state of mind was so incredibly stable that they wouldn't even give me drugs for the pain. Now, I run around the country winning Arm-Wrestling Contests for money with my bad arm. I do this with my bad arm because my other was amputated two years ago. Sometimes, I'll be walking down a lonely road and see a house on fire. I take my bad arm and build a dam in a nearby river with just one boulder that I picked up. The river then puts out the house fire. Then, I go and chop down trees with my bad arm in one single strike so that those poor people can have a house again.

When I'm done, I drink some Lemonade, because I'll be thirsty as fuck.

HOW'S THAT FOR EFF MY LIFE?! BOO-YEAH!



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I love that pic. I used that as my background for my PSP. LOL

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ur avatar is too big

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I changed it. I finally found a smaller one.

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Zombies so gay.. he sends penises to himself and he doesnt even realize it.

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lol awesome, i was just putting that up there so they wouldnt delete this XD

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